Jessie M.

I’m not always sarcastic. Sometimes, I’m sleeping.

[Jessie M. @SkinnyMiniJ]

I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled with my thumb.

[Jessie M. @SkinnyMiniJ]

What level of millennial life stage am i at??? Well i just ordered a dog bike basket so i can take the pup for bicycle rides 😎

[Jessie M. @SkinnyMiniJ]

@raphousetv2 Thats not mac n cheese ….Thats cheese n mac.

[Jessie M. @SkinnyMiniJ]

Philly sports fans will boo tf outta anybody. Like chill yall

[Jessie M. @SkinnyMiniJ]

You got this kylieeee #ASG #homerunderby

[Jessie M. @SkinnyMiniJ]

Every few months i give sardines and try and just… no. I cant

[Jessie M. @SkinnyMiniJ]

Why would
I really want a panzarotti right now

[Jessie M. @SkinnyMiniJ]

The way power washing the house brings me joy, im really an auntie

[Jessie M. @SkinnyMiniJ]

So we are calling ozempic peptides now?

[Jessie M. @SkinnyMiniJ]

The way a crispy rose and oysters would hit the spot rn 😩

[Jessie M. @SkinnyMiniJ]

Cant believe im stuck at home on a perfect beach day weather day.

[Jessie M. @SkinnyMiniJ]

The way i am manifesting a big backyard pool oasis for my home

[Jessie M. @SkinnyMiniJ]

men will straight look at my hubs with a smile then ask me if im happily married

[Jessie M. @SkinnyMiniJ]

Im not saying i could be a dog trainer but just under 5 months my pup is fully potty trained, understands all basic commands + a handful of tricks 🥹

[Jessie M. @SkinnyMiniJ]

A simple fennel salad with a lil citrus. Yes plz

[Jessie M. @SkinnyMiniJ]

Pool weather is hereeeee

[Jessie M. @SkinnyMiniJ]

@Aaaxxxx This was no accident

[Jessie M. @SkinnyMiniJ]

@ABCOfDee @FedEx @Chewy I stopped ordering from them for this very reason. Fedex would drop my medicated pet food on every doorstep except the right one!

[Jessie M. @SkinnyMiniJ]

My mother in law gives me a gift bag filled with all of her sons favorite things without fail

[Jessie M. @SkinnyMiniJ]

Danessa Myricks and Rare beauty official in my DM in the same week was not on my bingo list 🥹

[Jessie M. @SkinnyMiniJ]

When beach weather arrives im just all around a better person.