Samuel skinny Weyi

“If wealth is the inevitable result of hard work and enterprise, every person in Africa would be a millionaire.” Follow me @SammyWeyi too

[Samuel skinny Weyi @SkinnyWeyi]

@_contentbender This man, are you just learning about J Cole today?

[Samuel skinny Weyi @SkinnyWeyi]

@MasterBolaji Plateau and Abia inclusive

[Morocco the plug 🔌 @manjiofficial]

Beats me how the worse of them always get the best pr!!
Person go see this thing now think say tanko na better person lol

[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

1. As a man, don't let anybody deceive you; Provision is your shield. Do your best to make money and never wish to be in a Position where you'll have to be dependent on your wife financially.

2. As a husband, you might sacrifice your life for your family but your children will love their mother far more than they love you. It's the sad reality of life.

3. There are good women out there but they're mostly not your spec. So you either choose one bad woman and build her to an acceptable standard or choose a good woman who's not your spec.

Above all, love God.

[SLIMNAZI @SlimNazi]

I left Kagoro for Jos few minutes to 9 last night.

I was in Kafanchan over the weekend for a funeral and yesterday I had to go inspect a farm and then attend a meeting so I left very late

Normally, I don’t move with my UBS1 blockchain phone. But lately I’ve been enjoying the wide screen for games. Even inserted a SIM recently (that decision saved me, but wait first).

So while packing for my trip last weekend i decided to carry the phone along, just in case I get bored at any point.

By 7pm last night I was still in Kafanchan waiting for a car to Kagoro. I brought out the phone from my backpack and started playing football. Played all the way to Kagoro.

We got to kagoro and i got into the front seat of the car taking us to Jos. We had to wait for another long time so that we can be at least 3 passengers for the car to move. The driver was very nice and friendly so we got chatting.
In fact we chatted all the way to Jos while enjoying good music so I just put the phone in the pocket of my jacket instead of returning it to the backpack.

We even exchanged contacts with the driver

One of the passengers dropped around Haita so there was only one person in the backseat. Somewhere around Vom, we picked three men returning from hawking fried fish.
I even bought fish but didn’t pay immediately since we were still in the same car.

We got to the front of Bukuru park, I dropped, and found my way home.

It was when I reached my gate that it hit me I didn’t pay for the fish. I felt bad, but there was nothing I could do at that point.

I Slept.

Morning came.

As I was stepping out for work then boom.

“Where’s my UBS1?”

Omo.

Everything started spinning.

Ah! My crypto machine wey i never really chop from!

Now, remember the sim i inserted in the phone? I didn’t know/have the number. So I didn’t bother even calling the phone

I retraced my steps. Called the driver. He said he even washed his car this morning before going to the office and there was no phone.

Na so I quickly start dey scan my head and phone o. And i somehow found the number of sim in the phone.

I called the number

It rang. No answer

Second call, someone answered.

It was Ibrahim, one of the fish sellers we picked at Vom. He saw the phone when they were dropping and told himself, “This phone no be driver own.” So he took it home expecting the owner to call. Even charged it overnight so the battery wouldn’t die.

He asked me to meet him at Bukuru market before 11am because he was heading to another market after frying fish.

He even joked about how he thought I had exchanged my phone for the fish i bought from his colleague.

Funny guy

Ibrahim literally guided me on phone through the market till I found him.
One man there who they all called ‘chairman’ made sure I confirmed I was the owner by making me unlock it in front of everyone. Then they all gathered to examine the “phone with another screen at the back.” 😂

One of them said this was the third missing phone Ibrahim has returned.

I paid for the fish and tried to give him extra money to appreciate him.

He refused.

I was stunned. Ended up staying almost 20 minutes just chatting with them about their business.

Gaskiya… good people still dey this Nigeria.

Please leave a prayer for the very kind Ibrahim.

Credits - James job(Facebook)

[J-town_Ambassador Jukunati Anuminati 🐊 @Amb_Honesty]

By stating that "he has crossed the dangerous red line"
This is a direct threat to the life of @ezekieldachomo0 . And should anything happen to our Daddy, be rest assured that a lot will go down.
This is a promise

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Dear Bashir,
This your post, and your reaction, is exactly why that man said what he said.

A man who has lost his entire family to barbaric bigoted murderers who kill in the name of your god, you are shocked that the man will call him a bloodsucking demon.

A young 22year old girl was hunted, beaten, stoned and burnt alive by demonic cursed animals in sokoto. All recorded live on video and broadcasted to the whole world to see. The pathetic demonic animals who committed this atrocity proudly did it in the name of allah. Yet you are shocked that allah is called a bloodsucking demon.

Week in, week out,
Villages are ransacked,
Communities are terrorised,
Children and women are raped,
Elderly people are kidnapped and killed,
All across many states in Nigeria,
Atrocities and barbarism done in the name of allah, yet you are shocked that someone who has buried hundreds and thousands of victims of these terrorists will refer to allah as a bloodsucking demon.

People have called Jesus a fraud, a scam, a lie, a demon, a false prophet and all sorts of offensive names yet even though he is God in the Christian belief, yet you don’t see christians write veiled death threats against the persons doing this. Because Christianity is not a bloodsucking cult.

Rather than seek to understand why the man said what he said or what will push a man to use such strong words to describe, you do the exact thing he is talking about by writing an online dog whistle to threaten him and signal to your barbaric terrorist animal brothers to attack him.

You say that:
“Such a statement is extremely offensive and the highest forms of provocation against the beliefs of billions of Muslims.”
“Now resorting to insulting the Almighty crosses the dangerous line.”

So what exactly do you plan to do?
You want to kidnap him? Torture him? Kill him? All for allah? Or what exactly are you threatening him for?

Many people have stated repeatedly that the version of Islam that some of you barbaric animal practise in northern Nigeria is bigoted, irrational, extremist, terroristic and quite frankly bloodthirsty.

Does your empty brain not see that even this your post full of veiled threats only confirms that you worship a bloodsucking demon? Even in Ramadan, the only thing in your depraved soul is full of is how to concoct threats and threaten violence.

Many of you terror apologists and bigoted barbarians still don’t get the simple point:

If you have to threaten violence, threaten harm, or actually harm people, all in a bid to “defend” your god, then your god is utterly useless, absolutely worthless and he is indeed a bloodsucking demon.

You can cry all you want, and you can respond with further threats to kill and harm more people but,
If your god needs you to harm and kill people to defend him, that your god is a bloodsucking demon.

[iOccupyNigeria @iOccupyNigeria]

Una sabi celebrate bullshit.
Make we talk growth since na wetin una dey hype.

Nigeria dey contribute 1.5 percent to global GDP growth.
Nigeria get about 3 percent of world population.

So per human being, Nigeria dey perform at half of wetin e suppose.
That no be flex. Na underachievement.

China get about 18 percent of world population, contribute 26.6 percent.
India get about 18 percent, contribute 17 percent.
US get 4 percent population, contribute 9.9 percent.

Nigeria get 3 percent population, contribute 1.5 percent.
That one na population weight without productivity.

This growth no come from factories, exports or wages.
Na rebound after subsidy removal and currency crash.
Economy just stand up after dem push am down.

If this na “back on global stage,”
then global stage don become local community hall.

Growth wey population dey outrun no be success.
Na statistical noise with big grammar.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Imagine being a young person in a country like Nigeria where the government does almost nothing for you, where daily life is a traumatising horror, where the future is bleak except you “know someone” or you are from a rich home.

Then against all odds, despite all of the government incompetence, you work hard and when it starts to look like you are making something meaningful out of your life then a snake bites you and the same government fails to provide emergency services and you die.

You people are not understanding how this young girl’s tragic avoidable death is so jarring and so upsetting.

That could have been you.
That could have been me.
That could have been anybody.
A snake bite, no anti venom, no emergency medical treatment and in few hours, you are in an ice cold freezer in a mortuary.

This is a completely messed up country.

[JOStified X @_Thrixian]

This awareness video by some northern short film actors, should be on every screen in the north...

Highly eye-opening & enlightening... Touching! 💔

[Samuel skinny Weyi @SkinnyWeyi]

@Salih9t6 @knon_P

[Samuel skinny Weyi @SkinnyWeyi]

@afrisagacity @knon_P

[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

This video has been trending. @ubasanius did a thing with Christmas in Kaduna.

[Apostle Michael Olowookere @myk_da_preacher]

HOW IT STARTED. VS. HOW IT'S GOING

25 years apart.

The difference is JESUS CHRIST!

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Attended the Christmas morning service at The Cathedral Church of the Redemption in Delhi. The service reflected the timeless message of love, peace and compassion. May the spirit of Christmas inspire harmony and goodwill in our society.

[Hon. Dr. Bernard Doro @dr_bernarddoro]

Condolence Message from the Honourable Minister of Humanitarian Affairs and Poverty Reduction 1/10

[Samuel skinny Weyi @SkinnyWeyi]

Buhari is the only General in Nigeria history that doesn't have any award or title to his name. Man is a fucking dullard.

['Bimbò Òsanubi @orukusuku]

Buhari was a General Officer Commanding at three of the Nigerian Army Divisions.
He attended the United States Army War College.
What does that tell you?

[Samuel skinny Weyi @SkinnyWeyi]

@The__Speech @MunTheShinobi https://t.co/TT6mI3BkWe

[JOStified X @_Thrixian]

BREAKING NEWS: 10 UniJos Students Killed in Deadly Crash with Trailer

A dark Thursday morning tragedy unfolded along the Zaria Road Stadium axis as a trailer rammed into a bus conveying students of the University of Jos around 2:00am. The students were reportedly returning from an event when the fatal collision occurred.

Sadly, 10 students l0st their l¡ves on the spot, while only 2 survived the horrifying crash. Authorities and emergency responders arrived at the scene shortly after the impact.

May their souls rest in peace.

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[God’s Daughter @IyeneomiOgoina]

This is exactly the point most Christians miss.
Elon Musk gave that reply because his level of knowledge, discipline, experience, and mental capacity is too high for him to ever fall that low again.

And that’s how God works with us.
He takes you through processes so that your capacity matches the destiny He wants to give you.
He does not drop people into greatness without building them first.

Everything Elon knows today came through years of learning, failures, pressure, and painful experiences that shaped him.
It wasn’t “luck.”
It wasn’t “just grace.”
Even grace operates through structure.

Look at scripture:
David was anointed at 17, but he fought lions, bears, Goliath, survived Saul, lived in caves, BEFORE the throne.
His process built capacity.

Joseph had a dream at 17, but betrayal, slavery, and prison prepared him for rulership.
His process built wisdom.

Moses spent 40 years in Egypt and 40 years in Midian before God used him.
His process built character.

Even Jesus did not begin ministry until 30.
His process built obedience (Hebrews 5:8).

God prepares people privately before lifting them publicly.

So when Elon said he would never fall to the bottom again, he wasn’t bragging -
he was explaining a universal law:

Once your mind changes, your life can never return to where it used to be.

And even if civilization collapsed, he said he’d simply ask people to give him money so he could multiply it; because his mind is trained to create value, not to beg or collapse.

This is exactly what spiritual growth should look like:
You grow in knowledge.
You grow in wisdom.
You grow in understanding.
You grow in capacity.
You grow in discipline.

And once you break through that process, you can never truly “go back” again.

[Asanwa.sol @Chizitere_xyz]

This entire obsession with money being the only thing that makes a man worthy was never a Nigerian culture until Nigerian men aggressively marketed it into existence.

Our musicians laid the foundation. P Square built an entire era romanticizing wealthy men as the only men women should love. Songs like Chop My Money did not just entertain. They conditioned people to believe affection must be bought.

Then skit makers amplified it. Almost every viral skit pushes the same storyline where a woman rejects a man, he brings out money and she suddenly becomes interested. After seeing it repeatedly, people began to treat it as normal.

And now it shows in real life. A Nigerian man sees a beautiful woman with a simple looking guy and instead of minding his business, he starts looking for how to get the girl because according to his small brain she's too good for him, like how did he get her or she is not his class or she will soon leave him. Some even go further by sending the girl a message with money offers just to prove she deserves someone richer.

What is hilarious is that these same men return to the internet to cry about the exact culture they created. They promoted it in music, in comedy and in everyday life, and now they act shocked when it comes back to bit them.