BREAKING: The Nobel Peace Prize Committee is reportedly going to award their prize to President Zelensky for his “extreme nonviolence exhibited when he didn’t choke out JD Vance in the Oval Office yesterday.”
Went to the doctor today. Told them I felt worn down, tired, and constantly stressed.
Doctor said: "I’ve got an easy fix. Check out this new game called Balatro. It’s a roguelike deckbuilder and the talk of the town. That’ll pick you up."
But doctor…