Not Kyle Mansour

Founder and CEO of Mansüber. Life is like a box of chocolates. I prefer the caramels. Former Commissioner of the Parrot Bay Fantasy Football league.

[Not Kyle Mansour @Skinny_Sour]

Victoria Justice: "I recognize you from somewhere."
Me: "I'm the fourth Jonas Brother"
Her: "that's exactly right"

[Not Kyle Mansour @Skinny_Sour]

Ned's Declassified never warned me about Thots #smh #manseriously

[Not Kyle Mansour @Skinny_Sour]

From Oakland to Vegas? Where have I heard that before? @RAIDERS #Manseriously https://t.co/JjQNmKBb6p

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The Warriors' victory parade has arrived in Vegas. https://t.co/0pmQRE25Gj

[Not Kyle Mansour @Skinny_Sour]

White Goodman lost all the weight and peter lefleur found it #PurpleCobras https://t.co/FV3F327bxQ

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

YOU can join me & my friends in the most epic game of dodgeball EVER. All for a good cause.
ENTER: https://t.co/7Lhj4MwqAb

[Not Kyle Mansour @Skinny_Sour]

I don't think I like Boston. I told the girls in the bar to call me "Big Papi" and apparently it's trademarked by some nobody #manseriously

[Not Kyle Mansour @Skinny_Sour]

The Implication #LakeLife

[Not Kyle Mansour @Skinny_Sour]

I asked @dennisrodman what Kim Jong Un is like and he replied "short". Classic Dennis. #Manseriously

[Not Kyle Mansour @Skinny_Sour]

Don't know how to spin this one so I'll just retweet it. #Manseriously https://t.co/iu1fJpXUMo

[Kyle Mansour @Kyle_Mansour]

I gave you my love to borrow, but you just gave it away

[Not Kyle Mansour @Skinny_Sour]

Thank you @Nutrisystem #transformationtuesday

[Not Kyle Mansour @Skinny_Sour]

Did I not mention that the Mariners called me up to pitch tonight? If anybody asks, it went fine. #Manseriously https://t.co/MmKzpU2qnk

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

FINAL: #Tigers 19, Mariners 9.

[Not Kyle Mansour @Skinny_Sour]

So you're telling me that our best team this year couldn't beat Youngstown State? Ok 🐸☕️ #WEARtheBEAR https://t.co/KpD5acDIMy

[Golden Grizzlies @GoldenGrizzlies]

🏆 #WEARtheBEAR #BGAs

[Not Kyle Mansour @Skinny_Sour]

For real? This guy? I've got more spirit in my pinky toe than this guy has in his whole hairless body. #Manseriously https://t.co/H1wXwQM01m

[Golden Grizzlies @GoldenGrizzlies]

🏆 #WEARtheBEAR #BGAs

[Not Kyle Mansour @Skinny_Sour]

The #BGAs are live and it'll be a shame if I don't win. I arrived with an intensity unheard of for unpaid student managers @GoldenGrizzlies

[Not Kyle Mansour @Skinny_Sour]

@kellierowe Miles Bridges right now #SpartanNation

[Not Kyle Mansour @Skinny_Sour]

Still salty the Staffords tossed me out of the hospital. I just wanted to lift up those new Lion Cubs to the world like Rafiki #Manseriously

[Not Kyle Mansour @Skinny_Sour]

Boy was this a big week. Ya boy was at the closing of two Detroit mainstays. Check me on that list of Detroit Legends #Manseriously

[Not Kyle Mansour @Skinny_Sour]

@kellierowe @Kyle_Mansour Kellie probably doesn't remember me tweeting with her before. I applied to be her +1 to the Lions Redskins game.

[Not Kyle Mansour @Skinny_Sour]

@kellierowe @Kyle_Mansour You're going to need some aloe for that burn

[Not Kyle Mansour @Skinny_Sour]

@kellierowe @Kyle_Mansour