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Texan ⭐️ Team Genesis BJJ blue belt ☠️ MMA 🥊 Bass Playa 🎸Guitar Play-er 🎸and Texan ⭐️

[slim reaper @Skinuardo]

@TheFigen_ I used to have one. Most of yall nowadays are too soft to use one.

[slim reaper @Skinuardo]

@SabriAmca1453 18 year olds shouldn’t be dying of cancer.

[slim reaper @Skinuardo]

@volcaholic1 I love these things as someone who works in the oil and gas industry, I understand the amount of oil, gas and petroleum it takes to manufacture, transport, install and maintain these monstrous pieces of shit. It’s never ending and it’s glorious. Keep up the good work fellas.

[Peachy Keenan @KeenanPeachy]

Did a single person notice any improvements in their daily life thanks to this massive injection of charitable giving?

No. Because it all, 100%, vanished into the bottomless coffers of the most corrupt and useless NGOs on the planet.

[angel @clicknoboyss]

mfs never seen a fat puss before

[slim reaper @Skinuardo]

@KarlBrophy Work outside for a living and you’d be sitting your ass inside to eat.

[slim reaper @Skinuardo]

@BowTiedYukon @Uptown_MMA He was a theater kid. That role in that shitty movie he played killed him.

[ᛉ Zynthustra ᛉ @zynthustra]

You have no idea how fucking good things were before Obama

[Just Kev @Just_Kev_60]

@AlexTaylorNews Oh do fuck off..

[slim reaper @Skinuardo]

@CollinRugg Yea. Don’t be fucking with national monuments.

[adrian @tacotrvck_vb]

history’s oldest teenager 😭😭

[slim reaper @Skinuardo]

@muheediva01 Chips and salsa

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@Viralsoutlet @DailyLoud You really don’t know how homelessness works do you?

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@Mello_Proto @DeadlessHick @justalexoki This is how you know we’ve got it way too good lol

[slim reaper @Skinuardo]

@Mello_Proto @DeadlessHick @justalexoki That sounds like absolute hell 😭

[The Deseret Stone @DeseretStone]

This account is run by Benjamin Wood, editor of Salt Lake City Weekly

If you ever wondered why everything in that blog has this same low-t, getting revenge-on-my-dad-for-making-me-eat-my vegetables energy, now you know

[slim reaper @Skinuardo]

@Erik_The_Red_ This dude likes riding around on D all day

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@Omarcreative @OG_Wick0 That’s rookie shit

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@NancyMace Boomers should be paying their fair share

[frostzy @lmkifiwin]

> be Ferrari
> spend 8 decades selling cars based on the sound they make
> hire Jony Ive - the guy who killed the headphone jack and shipped the butterfly keyboard - to design your first EV
> wait 4 years. unveil the "Luce" in Rome
> charge $640,000 for 280 miles of range. a $50K Mustang Mach-E does 300
> 0-60 in 2.4 seconds. so does a used Tesla Plaid for a tenth of the price
> weigh 4,982 lbs - basically a Ford F-150
> 4 doors, 4 seats, a hatchback trunk Ferrari proudly calls "the largest luggage capacity we've ever offered"
> Ive at the launch: "it's not styled"
> actual designers call it "soulless," compare it to a Honda, a kit-car, and "a Lotus Elise for the EV era"
> because EVs are silent, you bolt an accelerometer to the motors and run an algorithm that filters "unpleasant frequencies" and amplifies "musical" ones
> US deliveries: Q2 2027

$640,000. for a 5,000-pound sedan with a synthesized soul. designed by the man who killed the headphone jack.