Chris (Proud AB Motherfu*ker)

THE FOLLOWING TIMELINE CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY ANYONE. GO OILERS.
♈☀️♈🌙♊↗️ LET'S SMILE WHEN WE MEET.

[Chris (Proud AB Motherfu*ker) @SkipIsChris]

"Educate yourselves." Ok. Let's go.

Alberta has 10 referendum ballots on Oct. 19. I went through every one.

I love Alberta. I love Canada. I don't believe those things conflict.

Here's how I'm voting, and why. 🧵

#ableg #abpoli

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[Chris (Proud AB Motherfu*ker) @SkipIsChris]

@TheBreakdownAB Remember, kids. When you're explaining, you're losing.

[Chris (Proud AB Motherfu*ker) @SkipIsChris]

@TheBreakdownAB 10/10, and no notes. Hang this tweet in the Louvre.

[True North Eager Beaver Media (he/him/Mr Beaver) @TrueEager]

BREAKING:

@ABDanielleSmith suffers another Alberta referendum set back as the only one of her nine questions on which she had scored over 60% just dropped below that threshold

She no longer has a mandate for anything

[Chris (Proud AB Motherfu*ker) @SkipIsChris]

@cspotweet @LukaszukAB When will the media grow a pair and challenge this bullshit outright? Right there. Interrupt her lie.

Just do it, for the love of Pete!

[Chris (Proud AB Motherfu*ker) @SkipIsChris]

@bigvyod @CalgaryDave *have the numbers

[Chris (Proud AB Motherfu*ker) @SkipIsChris]

@CalgaryDave Congratulations on <25%. We got you a little something.

[Chris (Proud AB Motherfu*ker) @SkipIsChris]

@Mic4Hire2 They make up less than 10% of the total, Tips.

You're "4Hire?" Good thing I'm not hiring. Yikes.

[Chris (Proud AB Motherfu*ker) @SkipIsChris]

Today, I’m taking my Alberta flag back.

I’m tired of seeing it claimed by a separatist movement I do not support. If Alberta is your home, it’s your flag too.

I want Alberta’s future to be in Canada.

Fiercely Albertan. Proudly Canadian.

#ableg #abpoli 1/2

(Image by A.I.)

[Chris (Proud AB Motherfu*ker) @SkipIsChris]

@FadedGravity89 Then plan one you lazy fuck. Do it. DO IT.

[Chris (Proud AB Motherfu*ker) @SkipIsChris]

@FadedGravity89 @Putter1583 Have considered a remedial English course? You should.

[Chris (Proud AB Motherfu*ker) @SkipIsChris]

@FadedGravity89 I can't believe you're talking about your mother that way.

[Chris (Proud AB Motherfu*ker) @SkipIsChris]

@FadedGravity89 Cut yourself shaving that weak beard again? It's light, bud. You should see a doctor about a testosterone supplement.

[Chris (Proud AB Motherfu*ker) @SkipIsChris]

@FadedGravity89 Buh bye muffin

[Chris (Proud AB Motherfu*ker) @SkipIsChris]

@FadedGravity89 I'll have to wake up your mom and ask. Hold on...

[Courtney Theriault @cspotweet]

Someone owes Albertans $130M for this theatrical waste of taxpayers money

[Chris (Proud AB Motherfu*ker) @SkipIsChris]

This is exactly why we need to stop handing out participation trophies.

“Don’t let them redefine victory,” says the guy already polishing a trophy for 25%.

Apparently, independence from arithmetic comes first.

[David Robinson @CalgaryDave]

Before the votes are tallied, I wanted to be clear about something that they're going to try and take from us.

The definition of victory.

If as much as 25% elect for option 2 on the only question that matters... this is not a win for "remain."

It's a victory for independence.

1/4 of the province (of which had doubled in size since this bs immigration scheme) is on board with cutting ties.

That's not 2 crazy dudes in Didsbury. That's every 4th person.

Maybe we won't get to further the process... but we will get to make our point clear: a huge chunk of us are so dissatisfied with the present status quo that we want to walk away from it all.

From this day forth, politicians will see that number on the page and know that it they don't find a way to bring those people into the discussion, they've lost them.

Don't let them redefine victory and marginalize our struggles.

But of course, I want option 2 to pass.

[Chris (Proud AB Motherfu*ker) @SkipIsChris]

@nut_meggy This is why we need to stop handing out participation medals.

[Chris (Proud AB Motherfu*ker) @SkipIsChris]

@nut_meggy Gold.

[Chris (Proud AB Motherfu*ker) @SkipIsChris]

Oh boy!! Check this out. Great work, Chad! #ableg #abpoli

[Chris (Proud AB Motherfu*ker) @SkipIsChris]

@jsharek Perfect GIF selection, friend.