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Ingenious iconoclast and practicing misanthrope. Boston sports, Orson Welles movies, Carlo Rovelli books, Jeff Beck, Steve Vai, and Eddie Van Halen guitar fan.

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@elonmusk Provided the Tesla doesn't ignite on the way to the store and has doors that work if/when it does ignite on the way home.

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@ByronDonalds Clayton Bigsby ranting again about something for which he knows nothing.

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@elonmusk Now let's do white wife beaters and murderers who have been chronically returned to their homes by MAGA judges who see nothing wrong with smacking your wife for not getting you a beer in time.

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@SpeakerJohnson "Marxist left" is a phrase used by half-wits who lack an understanding of Marxism or any socio-political theory.

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@MAGAVoice Why does Trump always want a pat on the back for simply doing his job?

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@KimWheatley18 @RepMTG Trump works solely for Trump. He has done nothing to make your life better but has certainly enriched himself. In a few months your healthcare premiums will go up, the price of imports will go up, food prices will go up, and farmers will go broke. But Trump will make $$$.

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@MAGAARMY_ Gee, here I thought MAGAs were in favor of small government

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@nicksortor If God resides in your heart, what are you returning to? Is God as thin-skinned as Trump and in need of constant adulation?

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@KatieDaviscourt Why that's like wearing a Hillary for President shirt at a MAGA rally.

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@LauraLoomer Why would you need enforcement for a peaceful protest. It's not like they're calling for Mike Pence to be hanged and defecating inside the Capitol.

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@SpeakerJohnson Listen to George McFly, he is our density.

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@StephenM You really do believe that the Covfefe Cult is dumb enough to buy the horse shit you peddle don't you Herr Miller?

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@Chicago1Ray Christ, Trump has so much mass that light bends around him.

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@NickAdamsinUSA Kid Rock is as relevant as an 8 track player.

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@elonmusk If you're a half-wit you might think that.

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@DerrickEvans4WV Trump's approval ratings hit a record low of 38%. Hey, Donald, do you know what they call an escalator when it stops moving? Stairs.

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@BoLoudon Mr. President, say the word acetaminophen.

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@BarronTNews_ Why? Did he save a child from a burning building, carry a wounded brother to safety, or find a cure for bone cancer in children? What did this guy actually do?

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@RealJamesWoods Define James Woods with one word. Sciolist.

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@ScottJenningsKY I know that you believe and rightly so that MAGAs are easily misled. After all, they actually believe that a guy who lied to all three of his wives is telling them the truth. So I can see why you think Kimmel is trying to mislead them.