Skipper Stevens

Unremarkable, mediocre, underachieving Confidence Building Expert.

[Skipper Stevens @SkipperStevens]

The depth of interest I have in useless shit when I am stoned is breathtaking.

[Skipper Stevens @SkipperStevens]

Today in the “Trump the Chump Presidency” ….. I’m going to sue the woman I raped.

[Kim @KlMBERLY_]

Trump has returned from his cognitive decline assessment test, no word yet if he successfully drew a clock face or if he’s still able to identify 13 year old girls.

[Skipper Stevens @SkipperStevens]

Trump’s Unfit Mental Status (TUMS) is the root cause for all the chaos and division in the world. I hope this gets some traction….just short of having to spell it out in seashells.

[Skipper Stevens @SkipperStevens]

Hey dummy!! How about a fund for the victims of ICE’s illegal actions and murders. Fuck you.

[Skipper Stevens @SkipperStevens]

No fake news. Just a fake President.

[Skipper Stevens @SkipperStevens]

Hahaha LOL!!

Truly a non-food TACO Tuesday

You are a punchline sir …. 😘

#TACO
#TACOTUESDAY
@POTUS
@realDonaldTrump

[Skipper Stevens @SkipperStevens]

Regime change should start at home.

[Skipper Stevens @SkipperStevens]

I am today years old when I realized that “pause” on streaming services has changed to an advertising medium.

[Skipper Stevens @SkipperStevens]

The Kennedy Center is being renovated by Trump? As if the world won’t see the drop in interested artists? They can’t predict the revenue plummet? He is such a thin-skinned adult-child. He can “give it” but can’t “take it”. Mock John McCain? Sue Trevor Noah? Idiot.

[Skipper Stevens @SkipperStevens]

The irony of ice and ICE both killing American’s on the same weekend.

[Verifried Drunk™®© @VerifiedDrunk]

If I had to describe myself in one word, it would be "doesn't understand directions."

[Skipper Stevens @SkipperStevens]

All of Trump’s comments, and his spokespigs comments, can safely be called state run media at this point.

[Skipper Stevens @SkipperStevens]

Remember the good old days when you were just a criminal instead of a domestic terrorist?

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Trump not ordering the release of the Epstein files, and now trusting Congress, is just a moment of mock sincerity prior to the DOJ DJ continuously replaying “We can’t disclose information associated with an ongoing investigation”

[Craving @calluptome]

The worst thing about getting cooties is having to contact all your old freeze tag partners

[Skipper Stevens @SkipperStevens]

Worried that the US Capitol will turn into a Spirit Halloween during the shutdown.

[Skipper Stevens @SkipperStevens]

Trump is the Bernie Madoff of Presidents.

[Skipper Stevens @SkipperStevens]

Gulf of Mexico now Gulf of America

Department of Defense now Department of War

President of United States soon to be Dear Leader

…..what a joke; we are a punchline at this point!

[Skipper Stevens @SkipperStevens]

@CNN watch and love the channel. However, I heard one of your hosts say “your president Donald Trump” and I don’t know if I can truly describe how I felt. I think it felt like an insult or unwanted association. I know that wasn’t how it was meant….but still. DM if you want.