Skipperzach

Retired Shark Fisherman. Mandalorian Merc. Navy veteran. living on the outer rim of #DisTwitter

[Skipperzach @SkipperZach]

Perfection.

[Conor Sheeran @conor__sheeran]

“The closest comparison I can think of is Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings trilogy”

[Skipperzach @SkipperZach]

Everything he touches turns to shit.

#TeamUSA

[Skipperzach @SkipperZach]

@FantasyGalaxies Absolutely not

[Skipperzach @SkipperZach]

@ThemeParkBar I’d have done the same, but it wasn’t an option

[Colorado Avalanche @Avalanche]

Got a spare hour and a half? No? Here's all the goals from this year anyway🙂

[Skipperzach @SkipperZach]

@guerillasports Didn’t the Avs take that version of Chase the Sun from the English Darts League?

I seem to remember them dubbing over the ‘oi’s’

[Skipperzach @SkipperZach]

My interest in the Uni Kids Resort evaporated right about the same time that the Krusty Krab disappeared from the concept art

[Kosher @koshercockney]

Moscow. Holy f*ck.

Never seen anything like that before in my life.

[chabby4cappy #StaiosOut 🍕 @Soucer23]

Not so funny when you’re the one being filmed crying cause you got ran through by a hockey team without consent now is it

[Skipperzach @SkipperZach]

And I’m in a bar in Chelsea, NYC playing Jurassic Park on a giant screen.

[Patrick J. Wolf @PatWolf]

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Friday.

[Skipperzach @SkipperZach]

All I wanted since it was announced the shitbird was going to be in attendance.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Look how fast they took Trump’s face off the screen after the crowd erupts in boos.

[Skipperzach @SkipperZach]

https://t.co/eYX6YZWRRY

[mushmush @calcspontaneity]

once you interact with a vgk fan you do start to understand why lenin and stalin just fucking shot everybody

[The HockeySport Podcast @HockeySportPod]

Usually when an American team wins the Stanley Cup, they owe their win to the Canadian Youth Hockey system.

This is gonna be the first Stanley Cup won thanks to the Canadian Judicial system.

[Skipperzach @SkipperZach]

@Romi_Bean I’m pissed at the loss. I’m pissed that the only thing propping up VGK is that piece of shit in net. I’m pissed in our inability to adapt when the plan isn’t working. I’m pissed that Cale probably had to play hurt, and Mac fkked up his knee for doing his part.

[Skipperzach @SkipperZach]

Avs… you cannot get swept by a team being propped up by the biggest POS in the league. I’ll never stop supporting y’all, but you gotta learn to adapt. #goavsgo

[Skipperzach @SkipperZach]

Sharing for posterity

[Skipperzach @SkipperZach]

I ❤️ U @Hersheypark. ITM is the theme park media equivalent of herpes.

[Hersheypark @Hersheypark]

@InsideTheMagic Happy to clarify your misinformation. The early closure Saturday was due to rain and temps in the 50s, as shared on Facebook and Instagram. We opened for spring April 3 from our “winter hiatus” and enjoyed seven spring weekends before we started daily summer operations on May 21

[Skipperzach @SkipperZach]

I think Universal gonna sue somebody

[Attractions 360° @SoCal360]

Here’s the JAWS ATTACK scene on the new Disaster: The Blockbuster Tour ride at Movieland in Italy.

Who does it better: Universal Studios Hollywood or Movieland Italy? 😂 🇮🇹