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[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Unusually shaped raccoon 'Jimothy' becomes viral local celebrity

Believed to have a rare congenital spinal condition that gives it a shortened body, the raccoon has become a beloved local attraction in Seattle, where residents eagerly await its sightings

[Quiznos @Quiznos]

@Skippy2016 pillar of the community right here

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Now olivia and I try to decide if we play uno, witch Mario party, or something other game decided by the random spinner wheel app on my phone

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Trivia was cool because you could BYOB and I got a couple right too (like istotope is the word for when there’s there more neutrons than electrons) but I just can’t find that 2nd gear to get us into 1st place

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Call me crazy but I just read about Aaron Rodger’s to MN or retirement. Wouldn’t be that upset with him as a backup to JJ in the event he gets hurt game 2 with an injury

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My first time attending a charity trivia event and we ended up not placing after sticking to 3rd through most of the game. Ended up winning a signed Brock Faber puck in the silent auction so we’ll consider it a win

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Gus with a great assist to seal the game In OT

I decided to wear a Winnipeg Jets Byfuglien jersey while watching for some reverse bad juju on the wild to snap the losing streak and I think it worked

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For anyone around the STLP area go try Fat Nat’s blueberry pancakes.

I’ve never met Nat… but her menu clearly states there’s no substitutions so I wouldn’t fool around if you don’t like blueberries

I’d order right now but I have a responsibility to keep Quiznos in business

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We watched that movie with Adam Driver called “65” last night because it was only 1.5 hours. It was no masterpiece by any means and the ending sucked but it was fun to watch him shoot different dinosaurs

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Last year I couldn’t stand the guy but Rudy has played great this year offensively/defensively despite his career free throw struggles. It’s almost refreshing to only expect 1 out of 2 free throws

He also makes me think of this horse from family guy every time he’s on the floor

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I’ll admit I know little to nothing about basketball but it sure looked like that Wolves/Rockets game was winnable (without Ant) if we didn’t turn the ball over so much and miss so many free throws

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Well at least I’m up early enough to prepare for the Wild game at 11:30 AM

[Minnesota Wild @mnwild]

Power Up Playoffs with @xcelenergy

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[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Me: why should I use your dish soap

Dawn: look how good it cleans this duck

Me: ok well how does it do on dishes?

Dawn: again, I can't stress enough how clean this duck is

[jame @kloogans]

guy who just spent 58,000 dollars on a new jeep wrangler: 30 shitty little rubber ducks across the dashboard would look great in here i bet

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

[MikedUpSports @MikedUpSports1]

John Wilkes Booth to Abraham Lincoln:

“First down”

[Patrick Sullivan @PatchNavillus]

Nothing would make me more sure that I was absolutely about to die than a horse calmly arriving at my hospital bed

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@GinoHard_ @RussoHockey could the wild be interested in a 1 year bridge deal for some additional goal scoring? Re-evaluate once our cap space opens up in 25-26

[Steve Will Do It @stevewilldoit]

Fuck it I’m giving a $10,000 watch to someone who likes and retweets and follows me . Will respond in 24 hours . Will ship u a Rolex next day on god.