Skippy Simon

feb 8th, 1972 - may 1st, 2019...

[Skippy Simon @SkippySimon667]

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[Skippy Simon @SkippySimon667]

@_GarrettMorris try the mango wraps they make...if you like mango, of course...

[Skippy Simon @SkippySimon667]

@MrChuckD my favorite part about grooveline is if you slow it down it becomes this...https://t.co/dvvAPQ5yBA #sophisticated

[Skippy Simon @SkippySimon667]

@KaylaPaigeX LOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOU!!!

[Skippy Simon @SkippySimon667]

@VeganRevoIution nice to see your head is planted firmly in your ass...maybe you'll grow some sense once you harvest your head from your dirt hole...

[Skippy Simon @SkippySimon667]

@VeganRevoIution awwww, poor vegan...looks like eating veggies makes people angry...keep your food religion to yourself, thanks...
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[Skippy Simon @SkippySimon667]

@VeganRevoIution sticks and stones may break my bones but it's also what you're having for lunch...fun fact: vegans don't poo, they make mulch...

[Skippy Simon @SkippySimon667]

it's called a facial and i enjoy giving them to women...listen to me talk...blah blah blah...SHUT UP AND LISTEN!!! https://t.co/rSrSfBrnfF

[And Now We Drink @AndNowWeDrink]

joining us this week is comedian @skippysimon667 talking about his amazing book and cumming on womens faces #Podcast https://t.co/jFzCG6a15Y

[Skippy Simon @SkippySimon667]

are you aware that you have a life outside of @twitter???

[Skippy Simon @SkippySimon667]

@Matt_Slayer like cheech and chong or the smothers brothers as long as i get to be chong and yo-yo man...

[Skippy Simon @SkippySimon667]

@VeganRevoIution it's a self-inflicted food handicap...life is too short not to enjoy the pleasures of the flesh...you're tasty to sharks, remember that...

[Skippy Simon @SkippySimon667]

i'll be selling lighters... https://t.co/D1Dx3IrEG5

[SpeedWeed @SpeedWeed]

Going to set up a cart between the shoe shine guy and the Cinnabon. #MileHighClub? #GetYourF'nShinebox https://t.co/Le3bYvl6PV

[Skippy Simon @SkippySimon667]

@Matt_Slayer for a comedian timing is everything...

[Skippy Simon @SkippySimon667]

anyone having roast beef tonight??? https://t.co/kBEa5wqFm6

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Nobody gives
A shit about you
Come down to arbys
Shoot some black tar
Cry for yr dead dreams
die in your car

[Skippy Simon @SkippySimon667]

sign of the times in hollywood... @ Melrose Avenue https://t.co/RfvoE76KeN

[Skippy Simon @SkippySimon667]

today is the day alex jones became a 43rd degree freemason which includes a complementary buffet on his next visit to bohemian grove...

[Skippy Simon @SkippySimon667]

i'd watch ufc if it wasn't so queer...

[Skippy Simon @SkippySimon667]

veganism is the non-alcoholic beer of life choices...

[Skippy Simon @SkippySimon667]

penny arcade pornography... @ Santa Monica Pier https://t.co/AcSrwdDlc6

[Skippy Simon @SkippySimon667]

special thanks to the lax flyaway bus drivers who have their heads up their fucking asses and who fucked my night up...fucking assholes!!!