Zach Turpin

[Zach Turpin @Skirrt_Turp]

So I’ll go back to Hays, Kansas where I can’t be found. All there is an auto parts and a mall in this town. And there’s now way of knowing where in the world that I am.

[Zach @zatchritcher]

Chillaxifying @BarstoolBigCat

[Zach Turpin @Skirrt_Turp]

This baseball team doesn’t deserve Whit Merrifield

[Zach Turpin @Skirrt_Turp]

@Caddyshack_15 Let’s make it happen

[James @CaucasianJames]

being old will suck but only wearing hawaiin shirts won’t

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

“Nothing you see on his college tape translates to the NFL.”

Yeah, ok ⏰

[Zach Turpin @Skirrt_Turp]

@JonTLangston “Hey Jimmy, when’s the last time you had a desk pop?”

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

Football coach first practice after quarantine

[Zach Turpin @Skirrt_Turp]

@Kinger1747 I didn’t want to admit it.

[Zach Turpin @Skirrt_Turp]

The Illuminati has really outdone itself this time.

[Hans Alcanzare @hpalcanzare]

Author Dean Koontz predicted Coronavirus in his novel ‘The Eyes of Darkness’ published in 1981.

[Whiskey Myers @whiskeymyers]

Hey y’all we are excited to finally present @Firewater! Tickets go on sale this Friday, March 6th at 10:00 AM CT🤘🏽

More info: https://t.co/gX8Am0tw6s

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Professional Darts is ELECTRIC

[Zach Turpin @Skirrt_Turp]

*$1.50 Busch Lights

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

OK hear us out: a country festival with only '90s country, Busch Light is the only option, AND you can bring your dog.

[Luke Combs 🎤 @lukecombs]

Adding more dates to the WYSIWYG Tour! Wanted more of y’all to have an opportunity to come, so we’re putting the stage in the middle of the floor to open up all of the seats in each venue! Join/login to my fan club at https://t.co/RzSYEvromx to receive pre-sale registration info.

[Zach Turpin @Skirrt_Turp]

Nancy Pelosi is me getting my tab after buying 10 Vegas bombs with money I don’t have.

[CSPAN @cspan]

.@SpeakerPelosi tears up of State of the Union speech.

#SOTU #SOTU2020

[Zach Turpin @Skirrt_Turp]

Travis Kelce. Patrick Mahomes. Unsober.

[Zach Turpin @Skirrt_Turp]

@JacobMorgi Yeah my 20 total varsity minutes was pretty impressive. I can’t lie

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Good call @PatrickMahomes