Skiven LaChog

[WhiteFang🔥⚡🤺💭 @FangfulSymmetry]

Past a certain age, a man who hasn't killed himself yet can be a bad thing.

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

Rat Clenches Fist of Rage (2017)

[Alex Fairfax @Alex_Fairfax06]

Faulkner once said that for every Southern boy fourteen years old, not once but whenever he wants it there is the instant when it’s still not yet two o’clock on that February afternoon in 2026, the frat boys are in position behind the bar, the white monster is laid and ready in the cooler and the frat girls are already loosened to break out and Clavicular himself with his cheekbones and his jawline and the ASU frat leader making his approach down that corridor and it’s all in the balance … but it hasn’t happened yet.

[SchindlersFist69 @CuckMyBiscuits]

@PalmyrPar I AM STRAIGHT, but I’d be knocking that gay boys door down when I got home ready to spill my seed in boy ass

[Shabazik @shabazik]

“Oh yeah, these knife ears…” Urist was saying, going on a long rant of elves. Then he remembered something. “Did you get some vegetables or so on the grill?”
“Why?” Asked the cook. A proper dwarf grill was meat and beer only.
“For my wife.” He said. “Anyway, these knife ears…”

[Skiven LaChog @SkivLachog]

@badgers_no What do the geometric diagrams in some of your posts mean? This and the last one seem to be some sort of climatological chart, but what's the meaning of (for example) the charts in the physiognomy/lifestyle post from a few days ago?

[Skiven LaChog @SkivLachog]

@badgers_no It's only natural. Most of horse evolution happened in the Americas, so it really wouldn't be too out of place in your setting.

[Rabbi Shalom Landau @RabbiLandau]

Never argue with a woman!
Truly masculine men don’t.

When she’s emotional, she doesn’t need another storm, She needs solid ground.

Defending yourself like a little boy on trial? That’s the weakest move.

You think you’re leading… but now there are two storms in the house.

[Kevin @KVJGreene]

I convinced my neonazi LARPing 11 year old brother that Tom Pearl was some mass shooter and this dumbass actually put it in his manifesto 😭

[Diomedes Appreciator @HomericFuturist]

After all those two groups fought the English Civil War without slavery as a cause

The New England puritans couldn’t stand that for the first 100 or so years of its history American government was dominated by a Cavalier/Scotch-Irish alliance

[Skiven LaChog @SkivLachog]

@aosiai123 I'd sure teach her a lot, if you know what I mean!

...it means I would have sex with her!

[MAY @Mayfuel]

more blimey technicals

[Italian 🚅🇮🇹🇻🇦 @Italian347]

It's very funny how Polar Bears are the largest and strongest land predator around but are still the raped in their own ecosystem because these fat sneeders are their main opponent