Turns out every player that sucked in the Super Bowl was playing with a significant injury, per sources*
*their unbiased agents who only want to spread the truth
My dickhead of the week goes to Xfinity
It is literally impossible to talk to a real person in customer service but they have no problem cold calling you twice a day to take a survey.
Congratulations @Xfinity 🎉 your a bunch of crumb bums