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PARODY ACCOUNT | ALL OPINIONS ARE MY OWN!

[PARRI @SkolSlabs]

Mac Miller really said “I DID IT ALL WITHOUT A DRAKE FEATURE!” And that shit true af. Happy Faces day 💚

[Fede Rodríguez @federodr]

—¿Esa rubia cuántos años tiene?
—25.
—Uh, justito. ¿Cómo se llama?
—Erling Haaland.

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

BREAKING: FIFA has cleared the way for U.S. star Folarin Balogun to play in the USA's round of 16 match vs Belgium on Monday, confirmed by FOX Sports' @ByDougMcIntyre and @MelissaMOrtiz

https://t.co/eAJEpu9L5l

[JT @jiratickets]

imagine saying “nothing from my end” here

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

They're calling this the most American tweet of all time.

[Barstool Cleveland @BS_Cleveland]

USA fans finding that Refs hotel phone number

[PARRI @SkolSlabs]

@keefypax Mahomes the worst tbh. Been bailed out by refs and luck. Everyone else a goat QB

[PARRI @SkolSlabs]

@bigmoney__ 4 min left to be exact! And by the 90th min it was tied 😳 that game was wild

[KC NoDak Brim 🇺🇸 @brim006]

Me stopping to get gas and a bag of ice in St. Cloud.

[NBA Courtside @NBA__Courtside]

Brian Windhorst on LaMelo the Minnesota:

“He’s (Ant) is tired of being double teamed. They get him a dynamic scorer in the backcourt. You throw a double at Ant Edwards with Lamelo Ball on the court, you are playing with fire. Lamelo will drop 10 3s on you in a blink of an eye”

[PARRI @SkolSlabs]

#NewProfilePic

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Charlotte Hornets are trading star guard LaMelo Ball and Josh Green to the Minnesota Timberwolves for Naz Reid, a 2033 unprotected first-round pick, three first-round pick swaps (2028, 2029, 2030) and three second-round picks (2029, 2032, 2033), sources tell ESPN.

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

Glad we’re holding the people having sex on national television to a high moral standard

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Me driving through my first pedestrian on GTA 6 after years of waiting

[∿ @somewheresy]

How bad is your life dude

[Unhinged @DistressDark]

Jesus Christ

[Patrick Webb @Patrickwebb]

BREAKING: The three major U.S. broadcast networks, ABC, CBS, and NBC, have yet to report on DNI Tulsi Gabbard’s recent declassification regarding Anthony Fauci’s cover-up of the COVID-19 pandemic.

[PARRI @SkolSlabs]

@DanJ_official I really hope no one took this advice!!

[incognito tab #3 @notcrypticno]

IF YOU'RE IN NEW YORK RN GO IN THE JEW TUNNELS AND TELL THEM THE KNICKS WON