SkoonerByte

#1 RANKED dumbass North America, reformed lurker

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I haven’t been melancholic enough to listen to the Red Hot Chili Peppers in over a decade

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17 fps is the depression of frame rates

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I have Via Rail Premier status, the rest of you are peasants

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Tech enterprises have more in common with lovecraftian cults than they do with other businesses

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Not gonna lie UK seems to be a bad place to be if you aren’t 1m+ net worth

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Euro Truck simulator Crimea expansion with drones you gotta deal with would be insane

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If I ever start collecting trading cards my doctor has my permission to give me MAID

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@yacineMTB Hate it when I get nosemogged

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Life is always more interesting when the Irish wear masks

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@Awk20000 I can feel the stickiness for the table from hundreds of miles away

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I consume more green tea than you

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@mrfrankcurious @Gina_T1 @grok Probably, Trump derangement syndrome is a real thing 🤣

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Hypothetically if I had proof Reddit was moderated by actual gibbons, would anyone even believe me?

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I just saw a man strongly resembling Christian Horner wearing a bleach blond wig disembarking a train in Toronto.

I was too shocked to say anything. He caught me staring and gave me a wink, as if to say he knows I know. I’m not sure of what to make of this, is Christian Horner known for traveling with a wig?

Pic related he looked EXACTLY like this

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@yacineMTB This is the developer equivalent of putting on a tie

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@Scav Unironically yes

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I’m such a slut for maple syrup

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My afternoon plans mog your afternoon plans

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@Gerashchenko_en This guys nuts must be made of pure titanium