Skor Bar

The Official Social Media Account of the World’s Finest Candy Bar. Have you had your Skor Bar Moment?

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@MichaelVick Happy Birthday Michael! We’ll be sending you a years supply of Skor Bars and there’s nothing you can do about it!

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@SNICKERS A weekend without screaming would be satisfying. I don’t know where it’s coming from or why it sounds so tortured and horrifying. Maybe a Snickers would help.

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@Disneyland2go please let us back in the park. We’re sorry for what we did to Eeyore. He didn’t deserve that.

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All fully vaccinated adults will receive a free Skor Bar if you just walk out of the store without paying. Tell em we said it was ok. #SkorBarMoment #vaxamillion

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@Wawa miss you, babe.

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Skor Bars are all-natural, in that we comply with all natural laws of physics by neither creating nor destroying matter.

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You can’t be allergic to toffee. That’s just stupid to even consider.

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@Hersheys when will you finally let me and Heath Bar fight to the death?

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@JusJrdn Skor Bars are not habit forming, but may cause addition in those genetically pre-disposed to hot chocolate on toffee action. Send us your SoundCloud and we’ll talk sponsorship.

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My outer shell is chocolate and I am very angry and tweeting again.

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@heatherorourke7 @dianermacedo @ShirleenAllicot @SamChampion @KenRosatoABC7 Sorry, just got back from a secret mission. Skor Bars are amazing when frozen. Also amazing when unfrozen. Also amazing when heated to a temperature nearing that of Qasar 3C 273, the hottest known object on the universe. Can’t go wrong either way. These facts are immutable. #Skor

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@John_Noon Just woke up from being frozen in space. Thank you for this compliment, young citizen!

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@ALL_CAPS @TheMerryDairy @github Thank you David, very cool!

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@mustard Hey Mr. Tard, big fan! Love your work. Serious question, are you related to the condiment? Could you put us in touch? We have an idea for a collab.

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WHATS YOUR FAVORITE SNACK!

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We can confirm there have been no COVID-19 cases stemming from the consumption of SKOR Bars. We care about your health and safety and we will continue to ensure that our bars only have toffee and chocolate and no viruses whatsoever. Can you say the same Heath Bar?

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@SNICKERS Nobody ever picks SKOR BAR 😭

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Are you troubled by these tough times? THEN BUY A GODDAM SKOR BAR AND LEAVE THIS EARTH ON A ROCKET TO THE MOON ON A SPACESHIP MADE OF TOFFEE AND CHOCOLATE! #SkorBarMoment

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@mbecker24 Prices and participation may vary. All depends on how much you wanna #skor.

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WE’RE BACK BITCHES! WE ARE HARD TOFFEE AND CHOCOLATE AND NOTHING ELSE!