israel

[Hi Power @exhi1arate]

Pimps don’t commit suicide

[Teller Bank$ / 𐕣 𐕣 𐕣 / Marion Wood$ @Teller_Banks357]

When I pull up to the function with 5 racially ambiguous strippers remember that I wanted a wife first

[moesha @yunclesage]

Nigga on the bus eating a fish filet sandwich I'm trying to kill him with my mind

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

No Risk. No Porsche.

[y @ysuckme]

It is never too late to decide to become a better person.

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

One day you're young. The next day you're sitting on the edge of your bed like this

[Nuclear Caudillo🇺🇸🇩🇴 @CaudilloNuclear]

A woman’s happiness is her own problem, not yours.

[Harmony @HarmonyOW2]

“Yeah man I’m getting on the game right now as we speak”

[: @_dxllz7]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[☔ @Whotfismick]

POV: me at 2am after saying I'm getting up early

[JayNicomachean Ethics @JackdawJackal]

I’m absolutely cracking up

[Ajibola @4jibola]

my prime ends at my funeral

[Twis rasim @Blazt]

Lockdown immediately

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

How it feels to browse X and scratch your balls

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Happy 100th birthday to the stylish Sir David Attenborough

[🏴‍☠️ @ANOINTEDCHIEF]

Good feet = good pussy

[k @kyl22222]

accidentally unmuted in the club and woke my egirl up from our sleep call fuckkkk

[chl$ @chelsssseeeea]

Getting called to the managers office at JP Morgan

[Arslan @thega1nz]

Me after applying to JP Morgan 4 times and getting rejected

[B… @branmattic]

Man I gotta get off twitter fr