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Direct deposit: $1400
Me at Bed Bath & Beyond: hi, show me to the beyond pls.

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I’m pissed

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I feel attacked I’m gonna go stfu now :/

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I feel attacked I’m gonna go stfu now :/

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I would’ve won that bet #UFC253

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A minute just when by with nothing happening. #UFC253

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If I were a betting man I’d bet the house on @meanhakeemko based solely on his mean mugging.

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My punctuation in my texts is just a ruse for my rapidly deteriorating mental health. I don’t actually care about grammar at all!

p.s.
please proof read this.

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What happened to Wakanda forever? #RIPChadBoseman

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@itsidi Couldn’t tell you I don’t see numbers

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“Dad can did you know drakes a Jew? No man I can’t believe man he’s a Jew”
Undisclosed African friend

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@streamgrad The fact is Travis is a better producer than rapper and drake is a better rapper than producer. It’s hard to compare the consistency of drakes bars with the consistency of a Travis beat. They are both an intimate experience with the artist but they are intimate in different ways.

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Can’t explain this but Mini(the brand) Cars and Mullets are the same.

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I need a @Thundercat @kennybeats @zackfox colab ASAP :)

[ashy daddy @Thundercat]

I miss the days when @zackfox came over my house and put some styrofoam in the microwave I ain’t smelled that smell in so long.

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Mars makes me anxious

[MARC REBILLET @marcrebillet]

It’s tripping me the fuck out seeing Mars in such incredible detail

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Surfing is damn near life and death

[World Surf League @wsl]

Even World Champions have to pay their dues. 😳 @ferreiraitalo15
Video: Renan Vignoli

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No you’ve listened to shampoo bottles 34 times today...

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I’m gonna start beating to the @Harry_Styles x Calm app ad

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@dreammmmE Actually Joe’s last name is Rogan and Seth’s last name is Rogen also Joe is a Boston nature while Seth grew up in Vancouver B.C.

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And still @alexvolkanovski #UFC251

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Volkanovski cause the Aussie and Russian sauce. #UFC251