Slurpee Federline

aka The Cheesey Cheddar Goblin aka The Junt Queen Himself. Here comes the funk. The whole funk. And nothing but the funk. Now with more Bacon.

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If lizards and fish don't have butts then why do we?

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Ypeu, Crystal Ballroom oh no way where uh yeah I know its a convenient .

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Are we a code seven right now?

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Can you buy me some turnsmisson fluid?

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Fuck. Six months of substance abuse treatment. I'll drink to that.

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Pull your Dingus out of your Vajingus yuh Jingus

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Just think; the next time I shoot somebody... I could be arrested.

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I wish Hitler had won cause then maybe I'd actually be drinking some good beer.

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@bigbentleyG you're lame because you didn't retweet this you stole it.

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Where shart though Romeo?

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Anyone wanna attempt some TorchSnorts.

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Beer is proof that Satan loves us and wants us to have sex.

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If you like snortin skunk sauce; you can snort my skunk sauce. Skunkiness is a thang that all of us abuse. #IVXX

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Merry IV XX

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B Way Ruff Rydazz @kendoggy_ @lokalgorilla

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@Apainn I would substitute senior year with 'your entire life'.

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You've been hoodwinked by this fucking sith lord.

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Tonight were getting rowdy @Ronkong75 @kendoggy_ @lokolgorilla @SkunkAssRatchet

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Chasin vitamins with jack daniels