Skunk Skat

Be so funny that everyone forgets you're ugly + Math teacher + Not funny enough to make people forget that I'm ugly

[Skunk Skat @SkunkSkat]

The three F's

1. Fraud
2. Fake
3. Phony

And the third is a "ph" but he's just too dumb to know it.

#TheBachelorette #MenTellAll

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

This week on "Nobody Knows What a Handball is Anymore" 🤨

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

Arteta “I went to some of the players and told them, "I'm sorry, but I'll be picking the same lineup (against Fulham)."

They said to me: "Boss! We're here whenever you need us," and then they hugged me.”

[Friday @Afc_Friday]

Rivals and haters keep asking me
"What will you do if Arsenal go trophyless?".

First of all, it is none of your business, but if you care to know, I have survived worse.

There was a time my team was is such a bad state that, there was a panel to decide whether to exclude Arsenal from the traditional big 6.

There was a time, when the season begins, I would already prepare myself for almost all our defenders scoring an own goal.

The latter part of Le Professor's reign was so bad that Arsenal was a recurring meme everywhere you turn. Whether on TV, radio, the internet and even my neighborhood.

There was a time, the only player Arsenal could sign in a full summer transfer window was a keeper, with the excuse that, we could not find the players we needed. 🤦‍♂️

I have survived all that, but you think these days that every team in the world is afraid of us is when I will not survive? Come on...

We have been second 3 times in a roll in the league, elsewhere, it is an achievement of great proportion. If Atletico Madrid did that in LA Liga they would be praised.

We just qualified for a first back to back Champions League Semi-final, who knows what will happen.

We are in a very sound financial position, that makes us able to compete with anybody in the Transfer Market, which means, we can improve this monstrous team and go again next season.

We have a fairly young talented group of players, ready to fight for this team, turning down the advances of other teams just to stay at Arsenal. Super talented kids like Dowman, Nwaneri, Salmon, MLS and a host of others to look out for.

This team is on the UP, there is no going back to those dark days.

Then I tell them, the really important question to ask yourself is:

What will you do if Arsenal wins the League or Champions League, or both?

Where will you hide? 🤣
#COYG ❤🤍

[Skunk Skat @SkunkSkat]

This is how I feel watching #MarchMadness each year.

#CollegeHoops #CollegeBasketball #CBS

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@GregUtes14 @tvheidihatch We felt it in too

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@JeremyMauss I felt it

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Was that an earthquake?

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Bad Bunny was a real good halftime performance. #SuperBowlLX #SuperBowl2026 #Halftime #BadBunny

[Skunk Skat @SkunkSkat]

All national anthems should be less than 1 minute 30 seconds.

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Raising Canes chicken is not good.

[Jeff McGrath @youtah]

Congrats Northern Hemisphere!

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My goodness. I can't be the first to notice this...

"Hello" by @Adele is actually really good! Have y'all ever heard this song?

[Skunk Skat @SkunkSkat]

Last day for me to get this New Year's Resolution achievement. And I did it.

Coffee Golf - Dec 31
5 Strokes - Top 1% 🏆

🟪🟦🟩🟨🟥
1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣

[Skunk Skat @SkunkSkat]

So in that song "Up on the Housetop" is it...

1 - Reindeer pause??
Or
2 - Reindeer paws??

[Skunk Skat @SkunkSkat]

As Eze as
1.
2.
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[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

The slow mo, melodic version of Eberechi Eze’s hat trick simply eases your soul ❤️

[greg @greg16676935420]

Three years ago Will Smith was cancelled for slapping someone at the Oscars and now he just hit the game winning home run in the World Series

What a comeback story

[Skunk Skat @SkunkSkat]

@itsleviOsa934 So much to read from Sanderson! All good things. I was happy to come across your list. I've added a bunch to my future reads. I gave a ❤️ to the ones I've read too

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@wildlycass Just finished this one. So good!!!

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@itsleviOsa934 Highly recommend you check out Michael J. Sullivan. I started with the Ryiria Revelations series :
•The Crown Conspiracy
•Avempartha
•Nyphron Rising
•The Emerald Storm
•Wintertide
•Percepliquis
And now working through his other works. Great stuff.

[Skunk Skat @SkunkSkat]

@RMP_Utah Power is back on at my house.