Mikey

Don't threaten me with a good time

[NR_Garrett @NR_Garrett]

If you have no rooting interest in the Super Bowl ponder this

Chiefs
Owner - MAGA
QB - MAGA
Kicker - MAGA

Eagles
Owner - DEM
QB - DEM, All female management team

Root accordingly.

[TommyFromPhilly @Tommy_McD6]

Say Go Birds, dap each one up like I’m running out of the tunnel at the Linc, and go about my work day as an accountant.

[Philadelphia Museum of Art @philamuseumart]

Game day energy hits different in Philly! Go Birds 🦅

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

As of January 20, this address will, for the next 4 years, appear on the national registry of sex offenders. What a country.

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

So it begins.

MAGA is about to find out how tariffs actually work first hand.

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[Lara reads banned books in Florida📚🇺🇸 @MadeInTheUSANJ]

Just prior to Donald Trump’s first staged assassination attempt, the Jeffrey Epstein Grand Jury notes dropped.

They revealed that Trump and Epstein raped a 13-year-old girl at Epstein’s house.

Trump raped a child.

This is the cover-up they don’t want us discussing on Xhitter.

[Mikey @Skuttle_Butt]

@mavixchairs Mavix I’m dying out here in this heat

[trash jones @jzux]

hey can i get an ETA on that this too shall pass?

[Kevin Kinkead @Kevin_Kinkead]

Karma is the guy on the Chiefs getting fucking rolled by the Birds tonight

[Mikey @Skuttle_Butt]

@heatherr8722 Pumba 100%

[Microsoft @Microsoft]

In honor of @MarvelStudios’ #GotGVol3 we’re giving away this never opened Microsoft Zune. We have no idea if it works. Like and RT for a chance to win! US 18+. Ends 5/17/23. Rules: https://t.co/Mdr2C4z9aY. #ZuneSweepstakes

[Mikey @Skuttle_Butt]

There are few things in life that are constant but college students not being to put papers in an organized pile is one of them.

[Mikey @Skuttle_Butt]

Hell of a pregnancy announcement

[Mikey @Skuttle_Butt]

Never change Philly

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

GAMEDAY. GO BIRDS
https://t.co/2YtHOktOJX

[Mikey @Skuttle_Butt]

I just had a college calculus student ask me how to simplify 36-6+7.

We need better teachers.

[Mikey @Skuttle_Butt]

I am popular @hannahe_walker

[Mikey @Skuttle_Butt]

I got news for you @hannahe_walker

[HI WELCOME TO POST OFFICE!!! @Post_Master17]

Been dating my gf since September, since then Phillies have gone to the World Series, union went to the MLS cup final and now eagles have gone to the Super Bowl…… I have informed her that she can never leave me

[Mikey @Skuttle_Butt]

@NateHillTV 👀👀 im your guy

[Mikey @Skuttle_Butt]

Hard shell tacos are just nachos with extra steps