Skya Lynn

[lachelle targaryen 🐉 @wanbliokuwa]

I just wanted to go to the caseeeen man lol

[Skya Lynn @SkyaLynn]

Am I losing hair because of postpartum hair loss, or is my baby just ripping it all out?? You see me with bald spots, mind your business.

[Skya Lynn @SkyaLynn]

I feel so privileged to be on people’s private snap story. Like yes, thanks for trusting me to see you wild out and not judge you. I don’t have a private story because I’m boring bitch, but it makes me want to make one to return the favor lmao. Anyone else or just me? 😅

[Skya Lynn @SkyaLynn]

@mama2lou Next I’ll be googling “are you a bad parent if you have to Google how to parent” aye lmao

[Skya Lynn @SkyaLynn]

How did people parent before google? Asking for my damn self haha. I be googling shit all day.

[Skya Lynn @SkyaLynn]

@toniiiiimontana Exactly! It’s my baby! You want to hold a baby or decide what should/shouldn’t be done, go have your own 🤷‍♀️ I really thought my resting bitch face would help, but people still be testing it 😐 when ppl would touch my belly I’d touch theirs back. Now we’re both uncomfortable 😏

[Skya Lynn @SkyaLynn]

I’ve never hated dealing with people/the public more than when pregnant and as a new mom. People say and do some out of pocket shit. No means no, don’t touch my belly or my baby, no one asked for your advice, it’s my baby not yours, keep your unsolicited opinions to yourself 🙃

[Skya Lynn @SkyaLynn]

Fuck around and find out 🥱

[Skya Lynn @SkyaLynn]

This girl said that at her organization, when someone takes a zoom call from a parking lot they call themselves a “lot lizard”. I didn’t have the heart to tell her lol 😅🤦‍♀️😂

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

There’s a difference in giving someone advice… and TELLING them what to do. Watch your tone.

[Skya Lynn @SkyaLynn]

I love it when the math maths. Because the math wasn’t mathing for a quick second and oooph did that spreadsheet have me stressed.

[Skya Lynn @SkyaLynn]

I’ve never hated people more than I do right now 🙄

[Skya Lynn @SkyaLynn]

Wish someone would hook it up with a brick of commod cheese.

[Skya Lynn @SkyaLynn]

I’m so damn pumped for this snow storm coming in. We need the moisture so bad I don’t even care if I’m snowed in for days.

[Skya Lynn @SkyaLynn]

@jfranzen14 Okay I’ll text you!!

[Skya Lynn @SkyaLynn]

@T3K__ @brycierosie Girl I gotchu! Messaging you now!

[Skya Lynn @SkyaLynn]

@brycierosie Sent you a FB message!

[Skya Lynn @SkyaLynn]

When I retire I’m getting a funny farm. With all the animals. Going to grow all my own food. Big ass greenhouse. Can/preserve it in my root cellar. Going straight Laura ingalls wilder.

[Skya Lynn @SkyaLynn]

@brycierosie I have a really good overnight oats recipe if you want it!