Jake Smith

Full-time law student, part time entrepreneur, aspiring nerf engineer, and former Air Force Officer but I still have time to play DnD twice a week.

[Ally @allymarie93]

That’s my hometown! 😊💕🌈

[Jake Smith @SkycaptainSmith]

I have decided to create a legal-themed emo/punk/hardcore band. I'm calling it Habeus Corpses.

[Jake Smith @SkycaptainSmith]

@NADDPod I am leaving Chicago right before the live Dungeon court show and it kills me.

[Not Another D&D Podcast @NADDPod]

Fall 2023 Live Show tickets are on sale now and GOING QUICK! Partially because the shows are POPULAR, but mostly because they are SOAKED IN BEANS and SLIDING OUT OF OUR HANDS.

So head to https://t.co/gZqdNgCSLo to get yours now before it's too late!

[Jake Smith @SkycaptainSmith]

Thanks @HotMulligan for spending 2,328 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Drink Milk and Run. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/KfdSUbDdpO

[Tiny Tina's Wonderlands 🌈🦄 @PlayWonderlands]

𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗧 THIS POST to get a SKELETON KEY code NOW! 💀

IT'S #NationalVideoGameDay BAYBAY! 🎮

More & Terms: https://t.co/8mwK9Z5vX9

[Jake Smith @SkycaptainSmith]

@boz_is_boz welcome back to the mitten man! Hype as fuck for this set

[Jake Smith @SkycaptainSmith]

When @HotMulligan peeks their heads on stage and you literally fucking die

[Kayak Jones @KayakJonesIA]

i love @HotMulligan

[Jake Smith @SkycaptainSmith]

@boburnham is a national treasure. Takes a special kind of person to be able to make an entire country laugh and panic at the same time.

[Jake Smith @SkycaptainSmith]

If this happens, I'm selling the Subaru

[Toyota USA @Toyota]

Does the North American market need another hot hatch? Let us know what you think!

[Jake Smith @SkycaptainSmith]

@AmericanAir why do you hate me? What did I, or anyone, do to you to deserve the way you treat us?

[Jake Smith @SkycaptainSmith]

@laurenehman your birthday present is a country without me in it. You're welcome.
:(

[Jake Smith @SkycaptainSmith]

@la_ilianarocha yay I did a thing right lol

[Jake Smith @SkycaptainSmith]

Even when I can't think straight my thoughts are only ever about one thing.... Pizza. Jk its a person. But pizza is good 🍕

[Words @wordstionary]

Apodyopsis

[Jake Smith @SkycaptainSmith]

Hate is such a strong word. I prefer apathy.

[Jake Smith @SkycaptainSmith]

Watching you is heart ache set to an indie sound track.

[Jake Smith @SkycaptainSmith]

@laurenehman excuses never make friends.