How it feels opening up literally any social media app today and seeing nothing but doom and gloom for the 478,725th time then remember that you're just trying to live a normal stress-free life so you log off but then get stressed that something serious is going on so you go back
Senate moves forward on bill requiring LGBTQ+ people to be tattooed with a pride flag on forehead for easy identification. Republicans assure the public that it "will not be used for nefarious purposes"
"Supreme Court sides with Trump on the use of the penis explosion chamber as a means of punishment for any and all crimes committed on U.S. soil from minor traffic infractions to murder"