skye!

poor impulse control

[skye! @SkyeCitrus]

it’s him

[juliAn @oigevalt]

I had a feeling the third date I was supposed to go on tonight wasn’t happening, but I certainly wasn’t expecting a call *ten minutes before it was supposed to start* to say that he was going to be late bc he was having drinks with his neighbor he has “wronged many times” ????

[skye! @SkyeCitrus]

@TheCardinalArts dee’s real transformation started even before the show did bc the GOAT kaitlin olson insisted on her character being just as funny and awful as the rest of them

[skye! @SkyeCitrus]

i was waiting for a table with my friend (waiting for the rest of our group, no less) and the host came up to us and told me i looked like a model and then turned to my friend and went “good job, man” and gave him a fist bump

[goldy @co2goldy]

"god the one thing i hate about you being trans is that waiters assume we're on one check now" -guy friend who just begrudgingly paid for my pho

[skye! @SkyeCitrus]

this is such a good date idea, it’s way less awkward than staring at each other over food and if the date doesn’t go well you still got to get outside and shoot hoops for a while

[madz @madddiexo]

there’s just no way a guy i went on 2 dates with just texted me this ? is this code for something ? fellas help me out bc I’m speechless

[skye! @SkyeCitrus]

let me play skyrim on one of these and i will never come back to the real world again

[POPTime @poptime]

O "piso infinito", desenvolvido pela Disney, permite que você se movimente em qualquer direção sem sair do lugar. 🤯

[skye! @SkyeCitrus]

ran for the first time in a year and a half with someone i wanted to impress and i pushed myself too hard and threw up #girlboss

[skye! @SkyeCitrus]

i’m not familiar with Evangelion so i assumed this was about the Bible at first

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

It’s so funny the angels were sending world ending threats and eventually just go fuck it send in the twink and it almost worked

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

being single but still looking forward to valentine’s day because love is lowkey the most important thing in the world

[skye! @SkyeCitrus]

friday night,,, perfect time to get crossfaded and log on to skyrim to hang out with my beautiful orcish wife

[skye! @SkyeCitrus]

@itsbekahlicious 💃🏼
♨️

[skye! @SkyeCitrus]

it takes me an hour to get ready for work but most of that is standing directly in front of my space heater turning slowly like a rotisserie chicken

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Autumn again… our thoughts turn once more to Tar

[skye! @SkyeCitrus]

i watched this twice in my car before work to get jazzed before i went in

[Avatar @officialavatar]

This world is much deeper than you imagine. Watch the brand-new trailer for Avatar: Fire and Ash and experience it in theatres December 19th.

Also, don’t miss Avatar: The Way of Water back on the big screen in 3D for one week only, starting October 3rd.

[skye! @SkyeCitrus]

@sensamaya97 it’s the Godstorm edition of Risk!!

[skye! @SkyeCitrus]

autumn 2025 agenda

[skye! @SkyeCitrus]

@hondacrvthe3rd truly i felt bad for doin it to him but i really needed the self esteem

[skye! @SkyeCitrus]

flexing on a little moose (from a safe distance, in case it has a short temper)

[lily @hondacrvthe3rd]

part of me genuinely thinks i’d be taller than a moose and it will take me meeting a moose to think otherwise

[skye! @SkyeCitrus]

every time i’ve advanced in my career it’s because i accidentally broke down crying in front of somebody important

[skye! @SkyeCitrus]

i use my maps app even when i know where i’m driving just for the little rush of being told what to do

[skye! @SkyeCitrus]

this is why i don’t answer the door when it’s the landlord