Marla Singer

I only come on here to complain.

[Marla Singer @SkyeLuX]

If I die before my mother does and somebody catches her crying at my funeral, I need somebody to slap the dentures out her mouth.

[Marla Singer @SkyeLuX]

@xkelsiexo Not that fat bitch fake crying tho lmao

[Marla Singer @SkyeLuX]

He wasn't even fucking cute.

[Marla Singer @SkyeLuX]

The fact Amy Winehouse is dead and nobody's out there jumping crackhead Blake every time he steps outside, doesn't sit right in my soul.

[Marla Singer @SkyeLuX]

Now, to sear my fat ass on this hot ass concrete... i hate you Francisco H. and I hope you burn in hell.

[Marla Singer @SkyeLuX]

Talking about, the parts department is closed sorry. Lmao the way his face changed after he said that, let's me know i still got it.

[Marla Singer @SkyeLuX]

I bet if I had the right tone of hysteria, I could've gotten a ride back home too but I'll just take my fucking correct weight oil and filter and finish my fucking oil change.

[Marla Singer @SkyeLuX]

He was one of the favorites. Smh fuck you.

[Marla Singer @SkyeLuX]

The way imma gaslight this mf if he's working today. He better hope he's one of god's favorites.

[Marla Singer @SkyeLuX]

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVENESS WORKS FOR ME.

[Marla Singer @SkyeLuX]

The way I'm about to start yelling in this dealership...

[Marla Singer @SkyeLuX]

The fact I'm otw to Honda in an Uber cuz the fucktard parts guy gave me the wrong weight oil and maybe the wrong filter too.

[Marla Singer @SkyeLuX]

@nvtnp_ Loveeee!! So pretty!! If you buy some glue, you can keep it and hang it up on your wall 👀👀

[Marla Singer @SkyeLuX]

No but also yes.

[a @comfortcafex]

are u actually happy being single?

[Marla Singer @SkyeLuX]

Late afternoon naps are the WORRRSSSSTTTTT

[Marla Singer @SkyeLuX]

It might seem like I lack empathy.... and you'd be right. I'm not trying to care about anything that doesn't gaf about itself.

[Marla Singer @SkyeLuX]

@nvtnp_ They're putting their scent back on so when you go out into the world, other dogs know what's up 🤣

[Marla Singer @SkyeLuX]

I think I'm done reading reddit stories.

[Marla Singer @SkyeLuX]

Dear reddit, my bf beats and cheats on me but when he isn't doing that, everything is perfect! AITA if I tell him we need to do couples counseling??

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

It's bare minimum friday, don’t you let that job stress you out today

[Marla Singer @SkyeLuX]

LEATHER WEARIN IN THE SUMMERTIME 🤣