Skyhawk Talk

Quotes from the immortal skyhawk 🦅Use his wisdom and improve your life 🙌🏻

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If you were an apple tree, I’d f*ck you 🍎🌳

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I wasn’t really a big wind guy growing up

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You guys didn’t know what options was

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Shut up teddy you got nothing but skin and tit 🖕🏻

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The vault remains stocked

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Eating pussy is like a mid range jumper 🏀

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They made a show about you and it’s called power pussy 😽

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Am I a loose cannon??

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As long as I die with an errection idc 😵

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They used to call me die guy, not cause I’m good at die, because I killed a lot of people 🎲🪦

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That’s an ethnic ass 🍑

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I’m here to eat ass and chew bubble gum, and I’m all outa ass 🍑

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We are not just dunein it we are doing it 🏜

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I felt like a dildo

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Use to change at the bus stop cause my Mom would dress me 👔

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My dad will buy your dad

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I like when you put the yeti lid on and it farts a lil bit 💨

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Are these bugs amphibians or what 🐸

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Call me gay I’ll buy your family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦💵

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-“What do you call your first toe?”

-“The thumb toe duh” 👍🏻