My wife's book club is meeting at our house tomorrow night.
She asked me to "make sure the wifi is working really well because Sarah always complains."
Our wifi works fine, I know that because it works fine for me and my wife and everybody else.
Sarah uses an iPhone XR from like 2019 and she refuses to update it.
But I can't tell my wife that because then I'm "making excuses" and "not being supportive."
So I said I'd "optimize the network" for tomorrow. What I'm actually going to do: nothing. The wifi is fine.
But tomorrow morning I'll restart the router, which takes 90 seconds and does basically nothing.
Then when Sarah inevitably complains about connectivity, I can say "I optimized the system this morning.
It might be a device compatibility issue on your end."
My wife will think I tried. Sarah will blame her phone instead of our wifi. I'll have done essentially nothing but everyone will be satisfied.
Technical support at home is just like technical support at work lol.
Bane: You think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!
Me in the theater: