Skylar Long

[Chrish @mistachrish]

“I have absolutely no talent and I’m completely worthless so I’m just going to film myself being a complete dick making others’ lives difficult”

[morgan @mrgnmrphy]

THEY WANT US TO STAY INSIDE ANOTHER 30 DAYS BECAUSE YOU FUCKERS WONT STOP HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS AND GOING PLACES. STAY THE FUCK INSIDE.

[Meg Stalter @megstalter]

The last scene of every coming of age movie:

[Skylar Long @SkylarLong5]

Trying to put up dishes without waking someone up is so fucking stressful

[Skylar Long @SkylarLong5]

Something about country accents is SO FUCKING ENDEARING TO ME let me pinch your cheeks

[THE HOT BABIE HIPPO⁷ saw 134340 🪐✨ @melaninbarbie]

I suppose now it's time to have the discussion about how some (a lot) of people go into medicine for the money and not to take care of people.

[James @CaucasianJames]

sometimes u just gotta get subway. that’s life

[Skylar Long @SkylarLong5]

Miss this man

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Your biggest test will be how you handle people that mishandled you

[Skylar Long @SkylarLong5]

Why the hell am I just now watching Dexter

[Skylar Long @SkylarLong5]

First day as a mom of two has been pretty ~chill~

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

OMG I don't even know what to do with this!

[Skylar Long @SkylarLong5]

Jamming to old kid cudi cleaning and dancing around the house like I’m 14 again. IF ONLY

[Skylar Long @SkylarLong5]

My heart oh my god😭😭😭

[J.D. @jdwitherspoon]

So...my Dad died today & honestly I’m not sure how to feel. I’m sad, but I’m also happy 4 all the great times we had together. We’d roast each other like homies more than Father & Son, and I really liked that. He was my best friend & my idol.

Love U Dad...I’ll miss u.

- J.D.

[Skylar Long @SkylarLong5]

I literally call everyone, every animal “bubby” idk where the hell it came from and I know I sound annoying saying it but I CANT STOP

[Complex @Complex]

RIP Pops. 💔

A legend.

[molly 🇵🇸 @mollandra]

my parents' wedding videographer intercut a clip from kermit and miss piggy's wedding into their service?? without asking???