Skyler Hansen

23. Elena Gail 1/11/16

[marissa @risssa_]

I’m playing dolls with Elena and I’m sick mommy pig and I asked what is she gonna do to help me and this TWO YEAR OLD TOLD ME SHE WAS GONNA GIVE ME AN X-RAY. HOW DOES SHE KNOW WHAT AN X-RAY IS?!? THEN SHE TOLD ME ITS A PICTURE OF BONES

[marissa @risssa_]

Elena stayed the night with my cousin last night so me and sky drank a wine cooler and got a full 10 hours of sleep. Life’s good.

[marissa @risssa_]

Elena is watching a show on polar bears and they're talking about how we need to be aware of the planet so polar bears can have ice and elena yells "they need ice!" She's gonna save the world probably.

[marissa @risssa_]

#NewProfilePic

[marissa @risssa_]

So sky told me that we can't name anymore of our kids after the vampire diaries but we decided on a girl name for the next babe and it's from the vampire diaries because I'm wife and I win

[Skyler Hansen @SkylerFrank]

Little kids get so dirty. Elena had two baths yesterday and needs another one this morning. Learn how to eat child.

[marissa @risssa_]

I always said that Elena was only gonna eat organic and healthy. But now She's eating bk French toast sticks and chocolate milk.

[marissa @risssa_]

@SkylerFrank 😏 https://t.co/6G40ZegbKr

[Skyler Hansen @SkylerFrank]

@amzieradtke @risssa_ we were sleeping. Took a fat ass nap

[Skyler Hansen @SkylerFrank]

By the way there's only two of us and the captain on this fucking boat

[Skyler Hansen @SkylerFrank]

Woke up at 6am to pack, one of the deckhands flipped shit and got off the boat so my first day here we have to run a 24 hr watch

[Skyler Hansen @SkylerFrank]

Looks like I'm calling off for awhile

[Skyler Hansen @SkylerFrank]

Leaving in the morning to live on a tugboat for 3 weeks buuuut I also work @ the beacon.

[Skyler Hansen @SkylerFrank]

@amzieradtke @risssa_ I was just kidding lol

[Skyler Hansen @SkylerFrank]

@risssa_ @amzieradtke probably true

[Skyler Hansen @SkylerFrank]

I'll be expecting some money soon bub

[Skyler Hansen @SkylerFrank]

My dog follows me everywhere so I just strapped the baby monitor to him, if he hears something he'll let me know

[Skyler Hansen @SkylerFrank]

Late as fuuuucck to work but my names skyler so I'm good

[Skyler Hansen @SkylerFrank]

It's never what you think it is

[Skyler Hansen @SkylerFrank]

I hate myself for never being around Elena but she'll never have to worry about a damn thing, that's guaranteed.