Skyrim Guard

Preventer of lollygagging, former adventurer.

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#WithoutAlcohol

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#LoseAFriendIn3Words I know you

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Merry Christmas, no lollygagging.

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Joe Strummer fought the law and I won.

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been a lot of weird stuff going on around here in the last few days

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#CantTalkRightNowIm busy doing guard stuff.

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@realDonaldTrump let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll.

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@DominicnotDom that's a lazy stereotype, some of my best friends are Elves.

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Donald Trump calls for all Elves to be banned from Skyrim."I don't like their pointy ears and they are all in the Dark Brotherhood."

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I've just invented something called a Pip Boy, I think it could be very popular in the future.

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Happy Thanksgiving

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@nicolevonvon this disappoints me too :(

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Jon Snow

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@Full_Of_Syn more addictive than skooma

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Phuc Dat Bich is actually a traditional Nord name.

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@babycakes0244 it's fine, I take a lot of moon sugar to ease the pain.

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@babycakes0244 sure, you "accidentally" took that bowl.

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you can kill Baby Hitler but what about Baby Alduin?

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#PickUpLinesForRepublicans Long live the Emperor! Long live the Empire!

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@benjamin8115 I discovered The Bannered Mare.