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Skyrim gripes & tamriel-related tomfoolery. Alter ego as fantasy novelist @BrianNasl. Learn about my dope-ass dragonslayer novel at:

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So, @torbooks posted a free sample of my dragonlslaying book, Blood of an Exile. If you give it a read, I'd love to hear what you think. First chapter includes a nasty hangover, a dragon slaying, and a decapitation. https://t.co/vnuU7NytJW

[Brian Naslund @BrianNasl]

I've been trying to decide whether I enjoy the decapitation mechanics of Cyberpunk more or less than Skyrim's.

There's a lot to consider here. So much so that I'm gonna do a thread about head-taking mechanics that will make me look like a sociopath....

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As is tradition in the Naslund house, I roll a new Skyrim character on the 1st snow of the year.

Doesn't usually happen on September fucking 8th, but here we are.

I'm thinking Altmer. All spells all the way, no blades or bows.

Because we can all use a little magic right now.

[SkyrimProblems @SkyrimProblems]

Playing #TheLastofUsPartII created a crater-sized hole in my soul.

Playing #GhostsofTsushima has created a crater-sized hole in my ability to go to bed on time.

.....there's always one more Mongol camp that needs clearing. Just one more camp...then I'll sleep.

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Gotta give @C_Morgs65 credit for sending me 1st pass pages on Friday.

Now, instead of desperately searching for video games and movies to pass the isolation with, I can just spend 15 days agonizing over whether every adjective in SORCERY OF A QUEEN is the best possible choice.

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Yesssssss.

[Brian Naslund @BrianNasl]

Check out my chat with @DWalters29! I got slammed for not liking crab cakes, but otherwise it was an awesome and cordial conversation. I had a blast.

[SkyrimProblems @SkyrimProblems]

What do you think Magicka potions taste like?

Obvious answer is a mixture of thick blueberry tang and warm self-assurance, but give me options.

[SkyrimProblems @SkyrimProblems]

NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

[Brian Naslund @BrianNasl]

**Book Sale** My debut, Blood of an Exile, is currently on sale for $2.99, along with the other awesome 2019 debuts from @torbooks (see them below).

If you need a dragon-filled holiday gift for someone (or yourself), now is the time:

https://t.co/kziU9mACvF

[SkyrimProblems @SkyrimProblems]

Prediction time: What do you think TES 6 is gonna bring to the table that's new?

[Brian Naslund @BrianNasl]

Today is #BloodofanExile 's Book Birthday Part Deux: The UK Version!

Got a few exciting things going on today, the first of which is my very first Reddit AMA on /r/fantasy! If you want to ask me an embarrassing question, now is the time:

https://t.co/eFMjkfPAXt

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Hey, you. You’re finally awake.

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Hardest I've ever swiped right in my life.

[Brian Naslund @BrianNasl]

Check out the dating profile I wrote for the main character of BLOOD OF AN EXILE! Dating life is hard for a #dragonslayer. Swipe right if you dare.....

[SkyrimProblems @SkyrimProblems]

Gotta haul them Iron breastplates to Riverword and make that chedda.

[Tor Books @torbooks]

And today's #DragonWeek piece is from #BloodofanExile author @BrianNasl!

When the going gets tough (a la a dragon trying to eat the world, death sentences, or learning that the real monsters were humans all along), these slayers get going:

https://t.co/HVd6gEI2ry

[SkyrimProblems @SkyrimProblems]

In this economy, you keep a watchmen gig if you have one.

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Real deep pull on this meme. Real deep.

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Ummm. Both?

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Summer solstice just happened, but it's chilly and rainy here in Colorado. Perfect excuse to roll a new character. I'm thinking mage this time. Thoughts on the race I should go with?

[Brian Naslund @BrianNasl]

This is the face of someone who is realizing they should have called in sick for today's battle. (by Hugh Pindur)