Luke Skywalker

I didn't know she was my sister.

[Luke Skywalker @SkywalkerReal]

Uncle Owen used to touch me. There. I said it. That’s why I left Tatooine the second he was charcoal.

[Luke Skywalker @SkywalkerReal]

I need to kill again.

[Luke Skywalker @SkywalkerReal]

I have killed so many people.

[Luke Skywalker @SkywalkerReal]

@JoshylJones #MTFBWY

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

Going through old photographs. They may be faded, but my love for you never will. We miss you sweet son. Always and forever.

[Luke Skywalker @SkywalkerReal]

I am in need of serious help.

[Luke Skywalker @SkywalkerReal]

@FullFrontalSamB Cunt.

[Luke Skywalker @SkywalkerReal]

The Force is no longer with me.

[Luke Skywalker @SkywalkerReal]

Sometimes I dream I'm dying.

[Luke Skywalker @SkywalkerReal]

Photoshopped. That's not what I look like.

[Luke Skywalker @SkywalkerReal]

@mrspage2ndgrade @elliottsoeder #MTFBWY

[Luke Skywalker @SkywalkerReal]

Honestly, I never cared for uncle Owen.

[Luke Skywalker @SkywalkerReal]

I am slightly depressed.

[Luke Skywalker @SkywalkerReal]

Han Solo's a pussy.

[Luke Skywalker @SkywalkerReal]

Preesh. https://t.co/e1nOIBDoHa

[cristina & 🐈 @voidhugs]

honestly anytime anyone talks shit abt luke skywalker im like U WANNA FUCKIN GO LETS GO OUTSIDE RGHT NOW LETS DO IT

[Luke Skywalker @SkywalkerReal]

Me too. https://t.co/3KYUcFJKCE

[Luke Skywalker @SkywalkerReal]

Wrong. https://t.co/AB8pQygQL9

[Luke Skywalker @SkywalkerReal]

WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Luke Skywalker @SkywalkerReal]

This Cantina Band only knows two FUCKING songs.

[Luke Skywalker @SkywalkerReal]

Somebody bring me some fuckin' blue milk.