Well now that there’s nothing rotten going on in Denmark anymore, there’s no sense in continuing my tweeting... but pray you, my friends, remember the events from the past few months and learn from them. Good luck to Fortinbras in leading Denmark out of this dark time❤️💐
It hurts that some people believe that I shouldn’t have received a Christian burial... just because I was a little sad over my dad’s death and Hammy’s craziness doesn’t mean I killed myself!! I fell out of a tree and it just so happened that I drowned😩😩
I never realized how much @SpGertrude cared about me when I was alive... the pain she felt after my death makes me wish I appreciated her more while I was alive... oh well, now we’re both in heaven together!!!❤️❤️❤️ #ILoveMyFutureMotherInLaw
So I guess the moral of the story is that you shouldn’t kill your step father uncle dads brother moms brother in law husband guy because everyone ends up dead🤥
Y’all might think I’m crazy for wanting to take Hamlet back after he killed my dad and made me go insane... but the fact is that now we’re all in the same place and my dad can still be there to walk me down in the aisle!!! Does anyone else hear wedding bells?