𝑫𝑬𝑻. 𝑩𝑹𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑬 𝑲𝑹𝑨𝑺𝑰𝑲𝑬𝑽𝑨

ᴠɪʀᴛᴜᴇ ʜᴀs ᴀ v̪̩̜̜̙̜ͨ̽̄e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑i̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣl͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨ, ᴠɪᴄᴇ ᴀ m̘͈̺̪͓ͩ͂̾ͪ̀̋a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍s̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚k̲̱̠̞̖ͧ̔͊̇̽̿̑ͯͅ. — ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀ ʜᴜɢᴏ [ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ ᴀᴄᴄᴛ]

[𝑫𝑬𝑻. 𝑩𝑹𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑬 𝑲𝑹𝑨𝑺𝑰𝑲𝑬𝑽𝑨 @SlSTERGRAVES]

𓏲 𓍢۪♡𓂃 ɪ'ᴅ ʀᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ.

Species: 𝙷𝚄𝙼𝙰𝙽
Occupation: 𝙳𝙴𝚃𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙸𝚅𝙴
Sister: 𝙿𝙰𝙸𝙶𝙴 𝙺𝚁𝙰𝚂𝙸𝙺𝙴𝚅𝙰
(𝙳𝙴𝙲𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴𝙳)

[𝑫𝑬𝑻. 𝑩𝑹𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑬 𝑲𝑹𝑨𝑺𝑰𝑲𝑬𝑽𝑨 @SlSTERGRAVES]

@ImWorth5Dollars See, that explains a lot. In that case, I can safely say we both have fabulous taste.

[𝑫𝑬𝑻. 𝑩𝑹𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑬 𝑲𝑹𝑨𝑺𝑰𝑲𝑬𝑽𝑨 @SlSTERGRAVES]

@ImWorth5Dollars Which is 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺 why I adore you.

Well that and you never mess up my lunch order. You have a great memory for food preferences.

[𝑫𝑬𝑻. 𝑩𝑹𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑬 𝑲𝑹𝑨𝑺𝑰𝑲𝑬𝑽𝑨 @SlSTERGRAVES]

@ImWorth5Dollars Usually. Your kind tends to underestimate my kind. Not all of you do it, though.

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@ImWorth5Dollars Thanks, Army Boy. High school prepared me well when it comes to the art of getting a boy to do what I want them to do.

[𝑫𝑬𝑻. 𝑩𝑹𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑬 𝑲𝑹𝑨𝑺𝑰𝑲𝑬𝑽𝑨 @SlSTERGRAVES]

@ImWorth5Dollars It was surprisingly easy.

You know how him and Deputy Richards don’t get along? I just casually dropped to Richards what Polina was doing, waited until he chastised him and pissed him off, then swooped in at the end. I bookmarked all his favorite menus online for him.

[𝑫𝑬𝑻. 𝑩𝑹𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑬 𝑲𝑹𝑨𝑺𝑰𝑲𝑬𝑽𝑨 @SlSTERGRAVES]

@ImWorth5Dollars You betcha. I hate losing bets, so I worked my magic.

For the record, I do love bacon, egg and cheese breakfast sandwiches.

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@ImWorth5Dollars I had to get Polina to stop dumping all those grody menus of his into the case files.

[𝑫𝑬𝑻. 𝑩𝑹𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑬 𝑲𝑹𝑨𝑺𝑰𝑲𝑬𝑽𝑨 @SlSTERGRAVES]

@ImWorth5Dollars Future Boss Boy? He’s fun.

We made a bet over Polina the other day which I won, so I’ve been having him bring me fresh coffee every morning.

[𝑫𝑬𝑻. 𝑩𝑹𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑬 𝑲𝑹𝑨𝑺𝑰𝑲𝑬𝑽𝑨 @SlSTERGRAVES]

On the case… of the missing recycling?