Christian SiIva

producer, writer, director, brasileiro, puny human. Formerly @fremantleus @wwe @criticalcontent

[Christian SiIva @SlackHound]

Everything that we gave to Jared Leto we should've given to John Leguizamo

[Christian SiIva @SlackHound]

@Mhofmeyer Deep Rising would like a word.

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

if you really wanna honor Ozzy Osbourne in a way he would love beyond his music... please, enjoy a burrito in his memory. those who remember, know this for sure. the man loved a good burrito. 😭🌯

📸: from MTV's "The Osbournes"

[Christian SiIva @SlackHound]

wait, am I supposed to think this sucks?

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Cast so far for the live-action #StreetFighter movie 👊

[Christian SiIva @SlackHound]

@JackCuthbert Gremlins

[Christian SiIva @SlackHound]

So funny to me that this explicitly became a Caucasian super power. So much so that the mixed girl in Bloodlines only kinda gets visions in her dreams? White people are likelier to get MS and the death premonitions.

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

When a movie hits a little too hard

[Yulissa Morales @_yulissamora]

Thrilled to share that I’ve been given the chance to write a column spotlighting the unhinged @dreadpresents slate and other indie gems in the legendary pages of @fangoria. This is the very first installment, and they even let me curse a little.

Gracias @PhilNobileJr !

[Christian SiIva @SlackHound]

puke and rally

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Anne Hathaway for Interview Magazine

[“Tom”. @NotThatTomGreen]

Why SABU rules!

[John Muse @JMuseMich]

Sabu's business card circa mid-90s - front/back

[Christian SiIva @SlackHound]

☝🏼

[The Brown Mamba @RVP22]

Tariff this tariff that! I’m trying to tariff your clothes girl! What’s up?!

[🏄🏽‍♂️ @mjkjuice2]

I feel like Jeff Hardy

[The Rizzler @Da_Rizzler419]

The Thunderbolts movie is Rizz Approved‼️⚡️🤫🤔

[Christian SiIva @SlackHound]

@TorelloSports maybe the second half of the season devolves into a Mr. Beast style physical challenge show. we'll never know!

[Christian SiIva @SlackHound]

I need someone reading this to understand that 80 people is like a comically insane number of crew for a show like this.

[Variety @Variety]

Meghan Markle says the reason why she chose not to film her Netflix series "With Love, Meghan," inside her own home, is because "80 people in the kitchen isn’t really the childhood memory I’d want for [my kids] to have."

"We were really fortunate to find something close by," she said, adding that drawing the boundary for her family is "how I take care of myself." https://t.co/DwSth1WptP

[Christian SiIva @SlackHound]

FUN FACT: The last time a sitting pope died was 2005. The #1 movie the country was SIN CITY. Now in 2025, another pope dies and the top movie is SINNERS.

idk how “Fun” this fact is, but what are the odds?

[Christian SiIva @SlackHound]

FUN FACT: The last time a sitting pope died was 2005. The #1 movie the country was SIN CITY. Now in 2025, another pope dies and the top movie is SINNERS.

idk how “Fun” this fact is, but what are the odds?