SlackerRunner

A slacker with a running problem 13.1-45
26.2-2 10K/5K
#BibRavePro #bibchat #runner
#pizzaistheanswer #naptaker #findyourshiny

[SlackerRunner @SlackerRunner]

Seriously @Twitter- the lack of an edit button by now is ridiculous. That I misspelled a 4 letter word has been bugging me for 24 hours. https://t.co/ZvD1EHayXC

[SlackerRunner @SlackerRunner]

Dear race photographers-

Please stop taking photos with a wide angle lense.
My hips thank you.

Sincerely, runner. #bibchat

[SlackerRunner @SlackerRunner]

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[SlackerRunner @SlackerRunner]

@findinggg Success! It did charge with just one!

[SlackerRunner @SlackerRunner]

I went for a morning run.
Then I went to the car wash.

Now I can’t find one of my AirPods.

[SlackerRunner @SlackerRunner]

@kateandmrt I heard a sound but didn’t think anything of it til much later.

[SlackerRunner @SlackerRunner]

@findinggg Now I’m wondering if mine do too?!

[SlackerRunner @SlackerRunner]

@kateandmrt It’s gone. I think I vacuumed it up🤦‍♀️

[SlackerRunner @SlackerRunner]

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[SlackerRunner @SlackerRunner]

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[SlackerRunner @SlackerRunner]

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[SlackerRunner @SlackerRunner]

@kateandmrt @giantrace August.

[SlackerRunner @SlackerRunner]

After this last weekends fiasco err, race, I may need to reassess my training plan for @giantrace San Francisco.

Hmmmmm.🤣😮

Might need to start over.

#bibchat #giantracebr #running

[SlackerRunner @SlackerRunner]

My brother is running the Boston Marathon this morning and I’m sore after walking from the car shop to my work😂😂

[SlackerRunner @SlackerRunner]

Anyone else work straight this eclipse? 😂

[SlackerRunner @SlackerRunner]

Sitting in my car before work and a giant mosquito appears out of nowhere dive bombing my face.

I about fell out of the car trying to escape🤣

[SlackerRunner @SlackerRunner]

Take on a trail race at the Dominion Energy @RiverrockVA in Richmond, VA this May! Check out the James River Scramble (10Kish) or the Bust the Bank Half Marathon & get ready to get dirty & have fun!

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#RiverRockVABR #BibChat

[SlackerRunner @SlackerRunner]

Today a mom of someone I went to grade school recognized me.

From the 80/90’s.

I’ve dyed my hair and am a very different size than I was.

How?????

[SlackerRunner @SlackerRunner]

👏👏

[Keith @keithdunn]

Jasmin Paris @JasminKParis finished loop five of the #BM100 in 59:58:21.

[SlackerRunner @SlackerRunner]

Learned my lesson.

Never take the 15 south on a Sunday.

[SlackerRunner @SlackerRunner]

Ok, there needs to be a better way to call for help when someone goes down at a trail race.

Sitting on the side of road isn’t cutting it.

[SlackerRunner @SlackerRunner]

Hotel #1 of the trip- keys didn’t work, empty hand soap bottle and a tv that had picture quality of using rabbit ears

Hotel #2- shower takes 5 years to get hot, tv volume won’t get louder and the sink sprays on the counter