Ambrose Slade

EFBL 2-time champion, Olympic medalist, FBA Superstar, Brit through and through. Dashing good looks, bloody foul mouth.

[Ambrose Slade @SladeFBA]

(I am withdrawing from the FBA. This account will go silent now, and it is my wish that this player retires at the end of the season.)

[Ambrose Slade @SladeFBA]

Bloody back... Don't get old, kids. It sucks.

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I only get to do this once a year. It's CHRRIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAS! https://t.co/cQS9MMcRvi

[Ambrose Slade @SladeFBA]

@ChatCatballer @BurnerJT33 @BigBayouHal They're not even real bloody tweed. I need to talk to my agent...

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Bloody hell, this is NOT the shoe I signed off on! And why in the hell is it half off?! Utter wank!

[Ambrose Slade @SladeFBA]

Proud of my @ALKArctics teammates! You lads and lasses have never failed to step it up out there!

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Bloody. Fucking. HELL.

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@toivonen81 What, are they not showering, again? Bloody hell, son, tell them that flies aren't lucky!

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@HanielLemur She's been a drunk since before I was born, and is still one now. Multiple rehabs, no desire to change. Sod her.

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Just cancelled the sercives of my mum's financial planner. Her house and all utilities are paid by me. She can do the rest on her pension.

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@SladeFBA Before you start defending her, don't. She was a shit mum who was always drunk and unfit to be a mother. I made my own way.

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@SladeFBA Not giving her any more money. I've tried ever since I went pro to help her fix her life. She'll have her pension, that's it.

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Mum's out of the rehab I paid for, back in the house I paid for, and already drinking again with the money I send her.

Sod it.

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@KkachiTwentyTwo That tweet was about lackluster performance, son. Bench has since received a Papa Slade pep talk.

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Yeah, I'm captaining the bench, so what? Someone's gotta keep this lot in order. It ain't all about the starting line.

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Why in the fuck am I getting Twitter notifications about shit other people "liked" and has nothing to do with my bloody account?! Fuck off!

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@DanQBlizzard Nah, mate, be more that literally the bigger man.

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@DanQBlizzard Ppretty sure I was saying that all last season...

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Go bench. Yaaay....

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@egriega25 @HanielLemur Nah, it's Bryan Adams.