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[slacker slak @SlakSlacker]

@clubHBFS I don’t wanna live forever

[slacker slak @SlakSlacker]

@clubHBFS clean please so I can cry in the club

[slacker slak @SlakSlacker]

@clubharderbetter I don’t wanna live forever

[slacker slak @SlakSlacker]

@youresophaine @jrstonelive @abc7newsbayarea #gentrification doesn’t stop for no one. This one was kind enough to pay the owner to literally move out with their house... Still does not make it okay to do

[slacker slak @SlakSlacker]

@AOC Yes please!

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of ROGET'S THESAURUS crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, and dumbfounded!

[slacker slak @SlakSlacker]

@thegreenbambino Disgusting

[slacker slak @SlakSlacker]

@USPS sent me someone else’s mail with a mail forwarding sticker with my name on it. #trustissues #2020 #Election2020

[slacker slak @SlakSlacker]

@USPS started mail forwarding. Received someone else’s healthcare documentation with a forward sticker with my name. How’s that possible?? I don’t know this person nor lived at that address. Is someone receiving my personal mail?? #2020 just doesn’t stop

[GeniusAdmin @GeniusAdmin]

Ummmm. This is genius. #mindblown https://t.co/7R6BhzV4Rt

[slacker slak @SlakSlacker]

@samesmail did you always know Elliot & Mr. Robot were one in the same? Or did that evolve as the series went on? #brilliant #Fsociety

[slacker slak @SlakSlacker]

@POTUS must suck to be you, your hair (or what's left of it) must suck but not as much as @FLOTUS probably does

[slacker slak @SlakSlacker]

@FLOTUS any good tips on getting a sugar daddy? Is seeking arrangement the site you used? Maybe Ashley Madison? #makemethefirstlady

[slacker slak @SlakSlacker]

@AmazonHelp I spoke with a rep who refunded my money although I had to wait 2 days to file a missing item claim. Amazon prime has been a disappointment

[slacker slak @SlakSlacker]

@POTUS @realDonaldTrump what are your plans for Cinco De Mayo? Does the president drink margaritas?

[slacker slak @SlakSlacker]

Napster still exists?

[FactCheck.org @factcheckdotorg]

In apology, Trump says "we are losing our jobs." In fact there are 10.7M more jobs since Jan2009: https://t.co/YlOqCFhe4k #ObamasNumbers

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Where in the hell-fuck do you buy a tie long enough to keep your feet warm? #debate

[slacker slak @SlakSlacker]

She wasn't taking notes, she was writing her election victory speech #debate

[slacker slak @SlakSlacker]

@TheRobStats @realDonaldTrump lmao