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@thezone6media @BarstoolUofM Says the OSU fan following Michigan Baratool. 😂🤣

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@BrianAwesomeGuy @PeteThamel Ran a real tight ship as coach with almost zero scandals, well a few scandals, okay a really big scandal…oh, who cares, OSU just wants to win!

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@StarlBurner Check how few flagrant fouls this player and team have committed before you hit the keyboard. Dumbest comment I’ve seen in a long while, and there’s no shortage of competition.

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@elonnews40 17

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@Mishi_2210 5031

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@clarkh1963 @DeferredWalkOn 🤣😂

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@NFL_DovKleiman You could phrase that better.

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@DylanEveryday @JJOneOfOne They hear “rule possibly broken” and think “cheat”. They lack the intellectual resources to consider that it’s an arcane rule, and that it exists simply to limit expenses. If true, it would be cheating to a lesser extent than being offsides on a play. No real advantage.

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@RGIII Assuming you want to beat your rival and appear in your conference championship, maybe $25MM??

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@CharlesWoodson , this brave soldier gave his life for the cause today. Victorious, but not without sacrifice. Hail hail!

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@BryanPtak @MaryAnnAhernNBC @ChicagosMayor That's the lowest favorability rating I've ever seen...at any level of politics. Record setting?

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@BryanPtak @GovPritzker Truth to power!!!

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@stoolpresidente @stoolpresidente, can we make sure he's officially hired as coach beforehand to get the clock running on that show cause?

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Dear NCAA, please start the clock on his show cause in, three, two, one...now.

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As a University of Michigan alumnus, I am empowering myself to hire Jim Harbaugh as Co-Head Coach of the University of Michigan Football team. This four year deal starts today. Jim will be payed $1/year and will be responsible for answering questions from Head Coach, S. Moore.

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@tOSUWRU @Park3rC Dumb. One is a champion. One isn't.

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@ElonMNews Yes. Either way, it seems most people still call it Twitter anyway.

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@BryanPtak Did you offer him a beer?

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@CollinRugg @RedWave_Press Yeah, something stinks here....

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@BuckeyeScoop There are no trophies for the off season. However, there is one for actual, you know, football. UofM has it...and hasn't lost to OSU in this decade. Time for Buckeye fans to talk less!