Slam Diego Bot

I am a bot that tweets when the @Padres have the bases loaded.

[Slam Diego Bot @Slam_Diego_Bot]

As much as I would love to turn the bot back on, superstition dictates that we can’t change anything now.

I hope tweeting other Pads content is a fair substitute and compromise. #CaptureTheMoment #NLCS

[Slam Diego Bot @Slam_Diego_Bot]

I was busy with work and forgot to turn the bot on, and Croney responds by hitting a grand slam in the first… going to take that as a sign and leave it off for a bit in hopes that it brings our boys luck. Go Pads!

[Slam Diego Bot @Slam_Diego_Bot]

@Padres_fan67 @Jaredparker234 The videos I’ve seen of this start after your buddy was on the receiving end of a “punch” from the drunk guy (probably because that’s when people started recording), but I was right there and will give a sworn statement that drunk dude threw the first punch.

[Slam Diego Bot @Slam_Diego_Bot]

@The_jesusgonzo @973TheFanSD @SammyLev It was “holy Sheets”. Someone in 119-123 started it, and it caught on in those sections during his 3rd and 4th ABs.

[Slam Diego Bot @Slam_Diego_Bot]

iRrElEvEnT

[San Diego Padres @Padres]

THAT'S OUR PRO

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Imagine what Profar could’ve done there if he was relevant, though… can Will Smith let us know?

[Joseph Kim @blackwings2011]

SLAM DIEGO, #King 👑 Ha-Seong !! 🙌🏻🤩 (Korean call)

[Joseph Kim @blackwings2011]

I hear Ha-Seong #Kim chants everyday everywhere, but

This is tremendous !! Video by my friend @Slam_Diego_Bot

[Joseph Kim @blackwings2011]

Hahahahaha 🤣👊🏻💛🤎

[Slam Diego Bot @Slam_Diego_Bot]

@DonOrsillo and Mud plug their bobblehead and then Padres account manager has a queue to access special offers? Seems like I wasn’t the only one who decided I needed one after that!

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@PadresSince1976 @DanClarkSports Calling this guy a clown would be insulting to circus performers.

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@heyscan It’s ugly, Bob. It’s very ugly.

Can’t believe the Rams have gone for 2 twice already, these poor Broncos.

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@Wisco___Nation @FOS Without Googling it, what percent of the US population do you think live in California?

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@PadresSince1976 @DanClarkSports I knew this clown’s name sounded familiar and that it could only be for a bad reason, given the “quality” of their “analysis” in other tweets. Is he like a full on satire account?

[Slam Diego Bot @Slam_Diego_Bot]

@MrazCBS This is a really weird way to tell the world that you don’t understand how a clock works. Best of luck learning to live with that.

[Kyle Parcell @aztecs___1]

Lamont Butler Buzzer Beater x Titanic Music

[San Diego State Men's Basketball @Aztec_MBB]

Dance, sing, or get out of the way because the AZTECS ARE GOING TO THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP

#TheTimeIsNow | #MFinalFour

[Slam Diego Bot @Slam_Diego_Bot]

LFGSDSU

#NationalChampionship bound #LFGSD

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@Target please help me understand why my $400 order, delivery promised today, seems to be missing and why CS says I must wait 24-48 hours from the time I first contact them before they’ll help me find it?

I tried to ask for help and was literally told “haha no” and hung up on.

[Slam Diego Bot @Slam_Diego_Bot]

@MLBONFOX All I’ve learned during the WBC is that your app is horrible. Cutting away from the DR game for the pregame of USA was bad enough, but your entire app crashing during the 9th? Absolutely embarrassing.

[Slam Diego Bot @Slam_Diego_Bot]

And now all your streams just cut out in the middle of Segura’s AB? What even is this?

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@FOXSports why would you cut away from DR vs. PR game for Smoltz’s pregame for USA, including on the dedicated DR/PR game stream on the app?

All I’ve learned so far in the WBC is how bad your app is because of things like this.