Fergalicious

Ugh

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Can we create like a thing that makes you like 10kgs heavier in winter just for the fluff and then like automatically shrink back in the summer?

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Why would I be indoors and colder than I am outdoors? Plz someone.

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But I’m back only of course to complain.

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I’m back.

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Don’t you just love patriarchy? I love it sooooo much like omg.

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But how is it my problem?

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This is how it’s going.

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So, Ali sent this recipe of a goulash that looked v v easy.

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Is it rude to tell someone in a meeting to shut up?

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And we’re at it again with the none stop shouting from my dog on a Thursday.

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I want a transition just like how Hannah Montana transformed into Miley Cyrus.

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Like randomly wake up and get all these invites and presents from fashion brands and not know which show to go because they’re overlapping.

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Why can’t I just be invited to the Dolce & Gabbana show in Milan? Why can’t it be my life?

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I mean it’s either smoking or punching people in their faces.

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How am I supposed to stop smoking if people make me angry all the time?

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You guys I finally decided I’ll cook today and now I’m regretting it.

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I’ve reached a point where I don’t want to get up to pee so I don’t wake the beast up.

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I have no balance. It’s either I’m tweeting every single minute or I’m not tweeting for weeks. Balance ya habibi 🤌🏻

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Also, another best feeling ever. Ordering something online and everyone saying it’s ugly but then you get to style it and a second later you get compliments.

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Omg you know what’s the best feeling in life? It’s when you get whatever on a bargain. Like duh they’re still profiting off of you but who’s having the last laugh? Me.