Sam Thompson

Chicago born and bred.

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

Sean Payton would euthanize Bo Nix for a coin flip chance at getting Lamar

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I’ve never seen anything more accurate

[Zito @_Zeets]

This country is just one big scam

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

This is laughably corrupt business practices and nothing will be done about it.

[Uncle Daddy Wee-Yum @MrGee54]

You need a Bleek on your team lol

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days.

ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

[Aidan Simardone @AidanSimardone]

If it was 1945 liberals would be saying “my condolences to the Hitler family”

[Sam Sacks @SamSacks]

Say what you want about how awful this website is, but it remains the best place to be when a shit bag dies.

[zellie @zellieimani]

Free Black democrats from the shackles of making positive posts about racist politicians after they die.

[Jeff Johnson @JeffJSays]

"How's your morning going?"

"It's cool. Went to the Jay-Z concert before work. Nothing too crazy"

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I swear the air gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams aura energy approaching.

[fresils @iFresils]

please, wear your nice clothes everyday. the special occasion is being alive.

[Justin Brannan @JustinBrannan]

Don’t look now, but New York is having one of those generational summers people will still be talking about years from now.

[Ryan Briggs @ryancbriggs]

They will read if you read. Sadly the trick to parenting is almost always making yourself a better person first.

[King Sha @TheKingShaMugga]

No funny. We might owe her an apology.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this might be my favorite tweet this year😭

[SK Media @SpaghettiKozak]

Such people are incapable of being patriots. If you can't temporarily adjust your AC to preserve the power grid you will never make any greater sacrifice for your country or community. You are mentally a spoiled child. You are soft and weak.

[Jordo @veryADVANCED]

a lot of people, especially westerners, especially-especially americans, conflate considering others with being controlled & respond with defiance. it’s very weird behavior.

[🥷🏼 @killeures]

This whole stutter-step penalty gimmick needs to die. Take me back to when players would send the keeper into the back of the net.

[Ben Rabidoux @BenRabidoux]

This will be THE defining story of the 2030s