Zito

Writer - The Minotaur at Calle Lanza. “Well, I had to pay my debt of joy to a world that was so often hostile to me.”

[Zito @_Zeets]

Going to start a new series called "Nutmegs as Great Philosophical Arguments"

[Zito @_Zeets]

Getting ready to pay $20 for a mezcal negroni

[Zito @_Zeets]

@jmauren07 You see how you interpreted that as me trying to impress you and not in relation to the phishing email? Insecurity is a terrible disease. Heal up.

[Zito @_Zeets]

It hurts deeply when you guys think I’m speaking from a position of elitism. I’m a man of the people. A grain of sand in the beach of human existence. I enjoy mass entertainment. I just demand that these things be made well and be so stupid that they can be seen as insults to us.

[Zito @_Zeets]

@kwaaysee lol an easy bar to clear to be honest but still, I just want better for people

[Zito @_Zeets]

You guys know that I was a network administrator in college! I can’t believe that saying that you shouldn’t be listening to bullshit would upset so many of you.

[Zito @_Zeets]

People are assuming that I’m saying that the only good entertainment are intellectual ones. No. I’m not saying you need to listen to the New Yorker Fiction podcast. I’m saying most of the shit is dumb to an insulting level.

[Zito @_Zeets]

All this shit—minus Conan O’Brien—sucks. I can’t believe this is the stuff that people are spending their lives listening to. Even as entertainment, this is as stupid as you can possibly get.

[Random Walk @MosesSternstein]

incredibly grim

[Zito @_Zeets]

My apologies to NPR and Radiolab. But the rest. P.U.

[Zito @_Zeets]

@gavinpurcell I don’t think I’m talking about intellectually interesting at all. This is bottom of the barrel even as entertainment. Theo Von in any other era is a joke, even the eras where there were plenty of jokes to go around.

[Zito @_Zeets]

@captfuzzbucket I don’t really listen to podcasts consistently like that. I’ve tuned in to many of those out of curiosity but they’re too mind-numbing for me. If I’m interested in episodes (like sometimes with Odd Lots) I’ll usually look at the transcript.

[Zito @_Zeets]

@DavidBradley34 That is infinitely more creative and interesting than what��s going on in most of these podcasts

[Zito @_Zeets]

And I would never turn my back or turn you down
Even if you turn around

[Zito @_Zeets]

I know that ain’t you with the dissing, homie
That’s why I never replied and never will

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Trump just said this about his DOJ's Alaska lawsuit: "I'm the one that said do it."

[Zito @_Zeets]

Ignoring the yelling, that last play is extremely suspicious.

[MD @mike_daddino]

The Top Five WORST Plays from NBA Opening Night

[Zito @_Zeets]

“It is brutal that these days pursuing creative work so often means operating under the whims of a billionaire whose attention, when shifted, can cut the ground from under your feet.��

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[Zito @_Zeets]

@LeBronVuitton Yeah, really hated the Demna era. And the BDSM nonsense. Just saw Martine Rose is the new creative director so hopefully they can do something interesting again.

[Hanif Abdurraqib @NifMuhammad]

First book of poems in eight years, out in April. I’m very proud of this and I hope you’ll preorder it. Much gratitude.

https://t.co/ikwXkqRqGl