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Got Milk

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When we cuddle, can we be two congruent spoons?

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TikTok is the best social media out right now.... besides Webkinz

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@dynamicbanter Out of the two of you, who’s ‘em scrampt it? Love the podcast #AskDynamicBanter

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“I’m obsessed with TikTok dances” but you don’t know who m1lk.tea is? smh

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Girls say they have crackhead energy but they read the directions on a bottle of Advil

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List of my favorite vape flavors in no particular order:
Green Moose
Guave Juice
Giant Snake
Birthday Cake
Large Fries
Chocolate Shake

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@jxshtweetz Get a job

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Throwback to that one time when that one dude said that one thing

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@ali_hammers @CJDJproductions Disney+ is sick, but Cole needs to clean his fucking computer

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Throw dat ass in a rhombus

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A therapist is a professional vibe checker

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Hoes not mad, Hoes just disappointed

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Forgot to get a costume? Just say you’re dressed as Joe, they’ll be too traumatized to question you further

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E.T.’s specie’s feces taste like Reese’s pieces

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revine for revine?

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Urethra Franklin

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@sykopvth Human lives are valuable. Guns save human lives, therefore guns are valuable

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@DMioni44 @MorganAllwine Ok?

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@68Murph Who’s Joe?

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People on YouTube be treating their Minecraft dogs better than their real ones