The Great Sambino

Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to be common. -Satchel Paige

Cumberland University alumnus

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@KHite_12 @GoCUPhoenix @cu3xnatlchamps Don't touch the string!

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There is no coupon code for the price of success

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It's hard to take someone seriously when their words don't match their actions

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Did Benjamin Button have a kid? https://t.co/Yhj5G7yN9y

[Phenom Hoop Report @Phenom_Hoops]

Davidson was in tonight to watch 6'8 2020 Cheick Traore of Concord 1st Assembly (NC) #PhenomHoops

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You can't fake conviction

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*Logs onto Twitter*
"Why y'all watching the 'national championship' game? UCF the real national champions!"
*Me*

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I feel like having Trump in office has been like having Michael Scott run the nation like yeah he's a bumbling idiot that flies off the handle sometimes but somehow he's taking care of business

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Well, look on the bright side Titans' fans: at last his wife's a catch. https://t.co/MFT7fH0HGl

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

Eric Decker, attempting to catch a pass: #TENvsKC

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Bow bow bow https://t.co/dw32ditCVP

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@jakeallen_10 @tylerLmccann

[✨🌵 @sparkle_cactus]

this is so top tier i cant

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How is this not a documentary on the Discovery Channel? It's like Oregon is the new Serengeti! https://t.co/pGotOW7uD2

[Kristytipsen @Kristytipsy]

So they changed the law in Oregon to let people pump their own gas and the Facebook comments on the news story are amazing.

[Someone's An Idiot @SomeonesAnIdiot]

Arguably the best mistake in the history of #Jeopardy https://t.co/uS9Am0AkIo

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"New Year, new me!"

*2nd week into January*

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Few things a great round of golf with friends can't fix

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If God's ways are not our ways, who are we to be upset with God when we don't get our way?

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You can't put out cold weather https://t.co/AJkkHlsMQL

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Critical thinking is more critical today than ever before