Slammin Sammy50

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[Slammin Sammy50 @SlamminSammy50]

My life has to be on the comedy channel in the afterlife.
No WAY this kind of stuff keeps happening to me.
So many stories about stuff that if I heard someone else say them, I wouldn’t believe them.
And that’s what my life is like.

[Kara Corvus @KaraCorvus]

In celebration of my snake's eggs hatching, I'm giving away a Switch 2 and Pokopia! This will run for a whole week with more ways to enter every day. :)

Please don't enter to resell, I want someone who really wants to play to be able to enjoy this game!

https://t.co/lbfhZqFL7m

[Slammin Sammy50 @SlamminSammy50]

@letsgameitout I work there and called it that once, and now always think of it like that.
I’m so glad someone else does as well.

[Slammin Sammy50 @SlamminSammy50]

@Mike_Haracz A CHICAGO WOLVES BEANIE??
Chef Mike likes hockey?

[Slammin Sammy50 @SlamminSammy50]

@therealjlips I’ll only play Yakuza 0 because I don’t have the time to do the whole series justice.
But I’ll gladly watch @RayNarvaezJr play all of them. Love the series, I just can’t commit the time to play them all.
Because I would 100% them.
I enjoy playing other games too much.

[Slammin Sammy50 @SlamminSammy50]

@destiny_thememe This is an actual callout map we made as a joke for one of my old raid groups for Taniks.
These are probably the most normal callouts for this raid that we made.
All the rest are just pure chaos compared to this.

[Slammin Sammy50 @SlamminSammy50]

@LaheyGiblets No kidding.
I just wanted to play some Trials since I haven’t played it in seasons…..
Just to get two shot from across the map from a shotgun Ammit.

[Slammin Sammy50 @SlamminSammy50]

@LaheyGiblets I hope every single Bruins get beat the fuck up this series.*

*I say this as an AHL Charlotte Checkers fan and the Panthers are our affiliate team.

[Slammin Sammy50 @SlamminSammy50]

@aquaCJA_ @LaheyGiblets

[Slammin Sammy50 @SlamminSammy50]

@aquaCJA_ @LaheyGiblets People crave an alternative to the old Rust 1v1s.

[Slammin Sammy50 @SlamminSammy50]

@TotesTedley How often do you come over here man?
And why do you never let me know so I can come say hi?

[Slammin Sammy50 @SlamminSammy50]

@Exigo404 On the day I have to work as well?
Wild.

[Slammin Sammy50 @SlamminSammy50]

@LaheyGiblets The light up fish is nice.

[Slammin Sammy50 @SlamminSammy50]

Damn. I might have just discovered something in my life and if it is true my life just got 10,000% percent better.

1 result down. Gotta keep testing it though to see if I’m on the right path.

[Slammin Sammy50 @SlamminSammy50]

lmao I’m live.
Link I’m Bio.

[Slammin Sammy50 @SlamminSammy50]

I was gonna stream some Iron Banner grinding later tonight, but some plans changed….
So how about at like, 4pm EST tomorrow?
I’ve only got like….. 1 and 1/2 resets to do?

[Slammin Sammy50 @SlamminSammy50]

What if I went live on Twitch in 25 minutes?
Wild.

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

White History Month is trending likely because racists are upset there's a Black History Month and not a white history month.

Here's a great explanation, written by a white person, on why Black Pride is powerful, but 'white pride' is good old fashioned racism.
#BlackHistoryMonth

[Slammin Sammy50 @SlamminSammy50]

Someone said that I had a fire in my heart, but not to be a fire starter.

Not my problem the gas soaked wood was covered by a thin blanket.

I just wanna make it go up in flames.

And be there to see the look on a particular person’s face.

Rule 18: Fuck them.

[Slammin Sammy50 @SlamminSammy50]

@Camden552 @aquaCJA_ @InfernalDragonI @LaheyGiblets Gladly.

I’ll push the Primeval across the map.