Captain Neck-Beard

CEO of D.D.A. My name is way to long for twitter, imdabes

[TOKYO GAME SHOW／東京ゲームショウ @tokyo_game_show]

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𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟔.𝟎𝟓.𝟏𝟐
　𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐎𝐎𝐍...

#TGS2026 #東京ゲームショウ30th

[くぐ @koke__san]

#KingdomHearts

[Captain Neck-Beard @SlapL0rd]

@FearedBuck @TheLegalMindset

[VishalSid | CW: Jojos @VishalSid_1]

HISTORY'S FIRST SOUL RESONANCE WILL BE SEEN TODAY😭🔥
#SoulEater X #FireForce

[Captain Neck-Beard @SlapL0rd]

@its_OldBay JUST IN! PUT UR TINFOIL HATS ON FOR THIS ONE... THE GNOMES... ARE TURNING THE FROGS GAY.

[Tyler @Cooter]

I’m smokin on that shit that made guthix rest

[Old School RuneScape @OldSchoolRS]

going to play yuumi so i can finish my bird house run 🐦‍⬛

[Captain Neck-Beard @SlapL0rd]

@bimstown Now thats power son

[リボーン グッズ情報【家庭教師ヒットマンREBORN!】 @reborn_info]

プレミアムバンダイ新着！

家庭教師ヒットマンREBORN！ ニューボンゴレリング(全7種)【2026年3月お届け】

1月6日(火) 10時 予約開始！

https://t.co/oQD5yYbhJd

[Elden Ring Updates @EldenRingHQ]

"The colorless Sun God, Godwyn"

🔗 Flaky_Appearance4220

[Nikita Buyanov @nikgeneburn]

ok, due to crazy demand on my voice pack (thank you for that btw!) I made promocode for those, who still without it. It will be active for 3 days:

WILWILBE

[Captain Neck-Beard @SlapL0rd]

@SakurasCardShop OG silver

[🌸Sakuras Card Shop🌸 @SakurasCardShop]

🌸GIVEAWAY TIME🌸

1 winner will receive 1 Nintendo Switch 2 + Pokemon Legends ZA bundle!

How to enter:
✅ Follow @SakurasCardShop
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Tag some friends!

Winner will be drawn 11/15

Open to US residents only.

[gifs & images naruto @narutoimges]

I’ve been stucked behind this guy for hours 😩

[Captain Neck-Beard @SlapL0rd]

@thepoolshark Oreo milkshake

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

may her stomach see flatness and her ass see fatness. Amen

[emi ⭐️ @emiru]

🧀🩷✨️

[Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic_hedgehog]

We're so back.

New Sonic the Hedgehog x @PUMA collection.

Coming October 30th.

[Zephyr @zephyr_z9]

> be Adobe, 40-year-old PDF jockey
> 2025, stock doing a perfect -33% swan dive
> “We’ll pivot to AI” says exec on 7-figure retention bonus
> can’t ship a model because legal says every pixel needs a 12-page EULA
> Midjourney drops v7, makes our Firefly look like MS Paint with a hangover
> OpenAI drops GPT-Image, Google drops nano-banana, both free
> our response: “Please login with your Adobe ID, install Creative Cloud, update 47 GB, restart, then pay $53.99/month”
> users collectively Alt-F4 into orbit

> watch in horror as ChatGPT/Gemini reads any PDF you give it for free
> enterprise cancels 10k seats overnight
> try to counter with Sora killer video model
> training cluster catches fire after someone uploads a 1998 clipart library
> PR tweet: “We are re-imagining creativity”
> quote-tweet ratio hits 1:9k, gif of dumpster bonfire tops replies

> premiere pro is now just a bloated launcher for 15 different subscription prompts
> 20-something with a phone and CapCut is making better edits
> our flagship feature: “Generative fill but now 3% slower”
> board meeting: “Let’s raise prices again”
> stock drops another 8% during the Zoom call
> our most innovative feature in 5 years is a "subscribe to annual plan" button that clicks itself

[Captain Neck-Beard @SlapL0rd]

@MangaAlerts 1st moon duh