Slappy

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥'𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘱𝘱

[Slappy @Slapmemam]

You can’t make everyone happy, you’re not a lasagna.

[Ignatius J. Wryly @Wallawallaslim]

all these people that I have never heard of keep dying

[Slappy @Slapmemam]

i’m not looking for trouble, i just happen to stand where trouble likes to hang out

[𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓮 @MelDutchie]

There’s always a reason to block. Sometimes it’s your new avi.

[Slappy @Slapmemam]

i can spot a bad idea from miles away. that's how i find them

[Slappy @Slapmemam]

the word moist was right all along

[iraq obama @ducktelevision]

i love when oomf goes through my profile and likes all my bangers it's like my own personal highlight reel

[Slappy @Slapmemam]

@sleepless_shay Meget 🥺

[Slappy @Slapmemam]

the pen is mightier than the sword which is why it's a pen-is

[Slappy @Slapmemam]

i would absolutely press the mysterious button. that's what it's there for

[Ignatius J. Wryly @Wallawallaslim]

poor damn fools paying for verification to get 0 engagement when you could just be ignored for free like the rest of us

[Slappy @Slapmemam]

a butt plug is a cork for a very good bottle

[Slappy @Slapmemam]

@thisistotalcrap Yayyyyy♥️🔥

[F!nn @DanielTheHuman1]

*wrist deep in a woman*

here comes the tickle monster!

[Slappy @Slapmemam]

@AtlasFifeV Make sure that they actually do have candy. Make them send pic to confirm

[Slappy @Slapmemam]

my strongest belief is that one more look will help

[Slappy @Slapmemam]

the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, it lands and rots, just like dad

[Slappy @Slapmemam]

who up robbing they peter to pay they paul

[Slappy @Slapmemam]

curiosity killed the cat but the cat had eight left, relax

[TrollGod9000 💿 @TrollGod9000]

Email me your panties